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MPREZIV
2007-07-11, 05:31 PM
That's right bitches! I've got internets at home now! And cable TV too! Maybe one day I'll step up and get one o' dem mike-roe-wave deelies too!

:liljon:
Dean
2007-07-11, 05:35 PM
That's right bitches! I've got internets at home now! And cable TV too! Maybe one day I'll step up and get one o' dem mike-roe-wave deelies too!

:liljon:OMG... BCT is on-line... No talking smack for the 16 hours he is off-line anymore. Damn... :)
Kevin M
2007-07-11, 05:55 PM
Meh... the world ended when der Khamisar got a cell phone. You on the other hand have been utlizing the internets for some time. :p
MPREZIV
2007-07-11, 06:32 PM
True, I was terrified myself when Mike got a cell phone... it's just the first time I've had internet or cable in my home EVER! I'm kinda proud is all...
van
2007-07-11, 06:36 PM
I'm so jealous, I'm stuck wit 56k for the first time in 5+yrs due to Charters B.S. and teh big DSL 1 week wait for transfer. Congratulations
khail19
2007-07-11, 09:20 PM
Cory, can you get a tire machine and a lift for your home too while you're at it? Then BCT can be open 24 hours. :lol:
Kevin M
2007-07-11, 09:50 PM
Cory, can you get a tire machine and a lift for your home too while you're at it? Then BCT can be open 24 hours. :lol:

Needs a drive through window too. :lol:
wrxkidid
2007-07-11, 10:28 PM
bct is welcome to run out of my garage when its finished which should be very soon :)
MPREZIV
2007-07-12, 07:27 AM
Cory, can you get a tire machine and a lift for your home too while you're at it?

Don't I wish!
Forgotten
2007-07-12, 07:22 PM
I thought typing on the iPhone would be harder nut I'm a fucking lemhemf already give what the hell this sucks
Kevin M
2007-07-12, 09:18 PM
I thought typing on the iPhone would be harder nut I'm a fucking lemhemf already give what the hell this sucks

:huh: :lol:
JonnydaJibba
2007-07-13, 01:18 AM
What is this world coming to?
ScottyS
2007-07-14, 10:47 PM
I thought typing on the iPhone would be harder nut I'm a fucking lemhemf already give what the hell this sucks

Dat funnay right there. :whammy:
GC8.Love
2007-07-15, 06:03 PM
That's right bitches! I've got internets at home now! And cable TV too! Maybe one day I'll step up and get one o' dem mike-roe-wave deelies too!

:liljon:

OMFG.
sperry
2007-07-15, 08:15 PM
That reminds me... Cory, if you really don't have a microwave, I've got a real nice one that's been sitting in my garage for a while. It was used for about a year at an apartment I lived at that didn't have one, but every place I've lived at since then has had a built-in.

It's yours if you want it.
100_Percent_Juice
2007-07-15, 10:48 PM
Cory, if you really don't have a microwave, I've got a real nice one that's been sitting in my garage for a while.


Scott, I found something that you and my mother-in-law have in common.
http://www.oprah.com/tows/pastshows/200411/tows_past_20041118_b.jhtml
MattR
2007-07-15, 11:13 PM
I don't get it.
sperry
2007-07-15, 11:16 PM
I don't get it.
His mother-in-law is a compulsive whore.
MattR
2007-07-15, 11:17 PM
His mother-in-law is a compulsive whore.

Just as I thought. At first I thought he was trying to be clever, or even funny, but that obviously didn't happen.
Nick Koan
2007-07-15, 11:32 PM
Just as I thought. At first I thought he was trying to be clever, or even funny, but that obviously didn't happen.

Give the kid a break. Its hard to be intentionally funny with that pesky extra chromosome.
MPREZIV
2007-07-16, 07:51 AM
That reminds me... Cory, if you really don't have a microwave, I've got a real nice one that's been sitting in my garage for a while. It was used for about a year at an apartment I lived at that didn't have one, but every place I've lived at since then has had a built-in.

It's yours if you want it.

The offer is greatly appreciated dude, but the lack of a microwave was a joke... Just playing on my general lack of technological advancement!
100_Percent_Juice
2007-07-16, 08:14 AM
His mother-in-law is a compulsive whore.

Just as I thought. At first I thought he was trying to be clever, or even funny, but that obviously didn't happen.

Give the kid a break. Its hard to be intentionally funny with that pesky extra chromosome.

Man I was just E-thugged to death. Maybe you bitches would be in a better mood if you would have just read the instructions on the box.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/thumpyJ/dec13gal47.jpg
MattR
2007-07-16, 08:32 AM
Man I was just E-thugged to death. Maybe you bitches would be in a better mood if you would have just read the instructions on the box.


Oh, I take it all back, you really made your point much stronger with your crappy image copied from break.com...you ARE so clever.
sperry
2007-07-16, 09:29 AM
Oh, I take it all back, you really made your point much stronger with your crappy image copied from break.com...you ARE so clever.
To his credit, I chuckled at the penis wrenches picture.
Dean
2007-07-16, 10:59 AM
To his credit, I chuckled at the penis wrenches picture.Now we know why you have problems with your car... Those are clearly non penis screwdrivers...
JonnydaJibba
2007-07-16, 11:05 AM
WOW you guys... wow.

I guess mostly wow at Juice's penis wrench picture. That's just weird.
100_Percent_Juice
2007-07-16, 11:52 AM
I guess mostly wow at Juice's penis wrench picture.

Don't you know the difference between a wrench and a screw driver?
sperry
2007-07-16, 11:55 AM
Don't you know the difference between a wrench and a screw driver?
Hint to the humor impaired:

The phrase "penis wrench" is much funnier than "penis screwdriver".
100_Percent_Juice
2007-07-16, 12:00 PM
^you spend too much time in Suzies
cody
2007-07-16, 02:17 PM
Suzie's penis wrench? :?:
Dean
2007-07-16, 02:25 PM
Hint to the humor impaired:

The phrase "penis wrench" is much funnier than "penis screwdriver".Wrench isn't funnier, penis screwdriver is just more redundant.
Nick Koan
2007-07-16, 02:30 PM
Wrench isn't funnier, penis screwdriver is just more redundant.

"Brevity is the soul of wit." Penis screwdriver has too many syllables and doesn't roll off the tongue as easily, and is therefore less funny. And yes, I'm sure this is the exact same thought process Shakespeare went through when he wrote that line.
ScottyS
2007-07-16, 02:54 PM
"Brevity is the soul of wit." Penis screwdriver has too many syllables and doesn't roll off the tongue as easily, and is therefore less funny. And yes, I'm sure this is the exact same thought process Shakespeare went through when he wrote that line.

Does that mean that Tyson is the Shakespeare of SECCS?
sperry
2007-07-16, 03:03 PM
Does that mean that Tyson is the Shakespeare of SECCS?
Tyson doesn't have a single post in this thread. :?:
Kevin M
2007-07-16, 03:14 PM
I think he was just referring to Tyson's general practice of limiting his posts to about 5 very effective words.
MikeK
2007-07-16, 04:35 PM
Tyson doesn't have a single post in this thread. :?:

What could be briefer than that?
MattR
2007-07-16, 05:59 PM
What could be briefer than that?

bwahahaha. Genious.