Rockstar always makes my stomach sick when I finish it. Too much sugar or something.

Have you had that rockstar cola? I took one drink of that, my teeth rotted out and my heart exploded.

Is that because you prefer to guzzle salty fluids out of something society labels a rock star?

I prefer movie stars.

Red Bull on an empty stomach makes me feel sick too.

This week I've got some new things to try:

Sobe Adrenaline Rush (thx for that idea Tyson)
Stacker2 Dieters Water (lol) xtreme performance formula
Zola Acai (brazilian berry power juice beverage)

The number of weird energy drinks on the grocery store shelf is mind-boggling.

lawlz

Aaron dared me to buy that energy drink 'Go Girl' and drink it in class. I bought it and then I ditched class and drank it anyway. It was good :o

You go girl.

What's that one pink drink? It's in a blackish bottle with babes on it. Like, think pink, or pink pussy or something. Actually it does say pussy on it. What in the world is it...?

Oh neato check this out.

Energy drink review by some dood

lol.

The drink played to so many women stereotypes it was hilarious.

0 calories
0 sugar
"herbal supplements" to act as an appetite suppressant.

My tits that day were awesome.

Dude, and the old folks thought the end of the world had come when Jolt was released.

"All the sugar and twice the caffeine!"