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Nick Koan 2008-05-01 08:13 AM

This one is just tasteless (and hilarious).

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Nick Koan 2008-06-02 06:49 PM

This one is so gross its awesome :D


Nick Koan 2008-06-05 07:45 PM

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Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux Steals Stanley Cup

MikeK 2008-06-09 03:34 PM


Nick Koan 2008-06-26 11:49 AM

Video:


Nick Koan 2008-07-22 03:26 PM

Video:

JonnydaJibba 2008-07-25 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Koan (Post 115401)

That movie was great.

"Naw BITCH, I ain't here to rob you! I want a mothafuckin job!":lol:

Nick Koan 2008-07-25 09:21 AM

"How's a brother supposed to make his way in this world on handouts? I need job skills motherfucker"

MikeK 2008-09-18 09:12 AM

Seize the day!

Nick Koan 2009-01-05 05:18 PM


100_Percent_Juice 2009-01-05 07:02 PM

:lol: "police warn that the SUDOKU killer will kill either 1, 4, or 9 victims next."

MikeK 2009-05-05 09:27 AM


supraluke 2009-05-08 07:02 PM

The one on the ninja parade was the best. I still laugh just thinking about it.

Dean 2009-05-19 06:43 PM

Dorm Fire:


Nick Koan 2009-06-30 08:39 AM

I don't know why the Fast Food ones are so interesting to me:


sybir 2009-06-30 08:52 AM

Because they're too close to true stories :lol::lol:

Nick Koan 2009-07-07 08:54 AM

Biden Requests To Be Named Special Envoy To Reno

WASHINGTON—Saying there are national security matters that "need sorting out down there," Vice President Joe Biden requested Friday an appointment as special envoy to the city of Reno, NV. Saying he had already done some of the preliminary work necessary to establish relations with the city, Biden assured President Obama that he had even made significant headway with a local dignitary named Candi. "Though the United States has not, historically, found it necessary to establish diplomatic relations within our own boundaries, the vice president did make a very convincing argument," White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel said. "Although I'm not sure why he was so insistent about getting diplomatic immunity for the weekend." While Obama was noncommittal about the appointment, he did grant Biden the special 26E2BVP license plate the vice president had been asking about for months.

Dean 2009-08-17 06:36 PM


Pretty funny stuff if you know about the PETA ads

100_Percent_Juice 2009-08-17 07:21 PM

I'd rather be raped than wear fur. :lol:

Nick Koan 2009-10-28 09:28 AM

Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider Menace

sybir 2009-10-28 09:41 AM

Tweaker's Rights Now Now Now Now Now Now Now Now Now Now Now Now!

Nick Koan 2009-10-28 09:44 AM

A 45,000-word proposal was drafted by members of TRN during a marathon, 72-hour meeting under the Roosevelt Bridge, and presented twice to the Senate Indian Affairs Committee. The document, which includes schematics for the development of a giant "spider bomb" the size of Rhode Island, concludes repeatedly that the problem would best be combated with large quantities of methamphetamines and steel wool.

Nick Koan 2010-03-11 03:11 PM

Fork Manufacturer Introduces Fifth Tine To Accommodate Growing American Mouthfuls

Quote:

EVANSVILLE, IN—In an effort to keep pace with the rapid growth of American mouthfuls, flatware manufacturer KitchenMaster announced yesterday the addition of a fifth tine to its line of dinner forks. "These days, a traditional four-tined fork is just not enough to handle the quantities of food people shove down their throats," said company spokesman Ken Krimstein, holding up a fork supporting six separate tortellini, two turkey sausages, and some mashed potatoes. "To stay relevant to our customer base and bring back some of those who have given up on using utensils entirely, this was an adjustment we just had to make." Krimstein added that the augmented forks would soon be followed by 25 percent deeper spoons and 3-gallon gravy boats.

cody 2010-03-11 05:04 PM

Sweet, I can stop using a pitch fork!

Nick Koan 2011-04-26 10:17 AM

I thought this one was pretty funny

Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five"

http://www.theonion.com/video/today-...iter-of,20188/

(though, funnier in concept than in execution, which is true for a lot of The Onion)


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