You're their slutty SECCS master where they get all of their slutty SECCS commands from.:eek:

And no, the double entendre never gets old, and yes, I did have to look up how to spell double entendre. :lol:

I've been trying to come up with a response to this thread now for like 15 minutes, but my brain keeps stroking out for some reason.

You're doing what now?

Trying to find some Italian leather from Uzbekistan.

Is that like getting blood from a turnip?

Damn right

Yup that would be me.

I'm here for the gang bang.

Hire somebody, to take care of them for you? or at least to get rid of evidence? haha :|

And yea. It's all about the dickheads that are around you. No matter where you move, there will be dick's there.. Giant ass holes, that always start something and bring your peaceful happy world down, and they feel better because they've ruined your day. I felt the same thing about reno at one time too. But I found that once I alienated the people that started making all teh drama... Well it was a hell of a lot better.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

haha! I'm not calling out anyone that belongs to this site. Just someone people from this site know. I am a very passionate person, especially when it seems like people are making a not so valiant effort to fuck up my day. But as I start doing better, I notice more people want a piece of me. Just wish they would come and just TRY OH TRY to take it. LOLs and yeah. I'm sick of meeting all the crappy people but I do like my ability to expedite them quickly from my life. Or try. They seem to hang in the backgrounds like the leeches they are. mmm gross. It's like being stalked. If you hate me so much, why are you so worried about me!? Muhahaha. they just want a piece of this ass is all. They want my shit in their ass! oh yeah. take it!!!!!!
I still wanna pull a Lock Stock and beat someone to death with a black cock hahhaha
top all time fantasies other than having Hayley Williams, Or Jessica Alba, give me a naked LAPDANCE
OH YEAH

Whoa. Cody
That's some deep shit you just busted out. Lol.
I always seem to get lost in the threads, never realizing how many pages there are. I'm waiting for it to be a hell of a lot better! I keep getting yelled at for being a bitch but I just don't want these people in my life. Lol.
sushi time. then beer time. MMMM driving.....

WTF said anything about uzbekistan?

ttiwop.

sorry, been on the road, missed the whole thread.

does this guy you hate wear his hats all crook'd-like?

Probably has those big pants too.

I'm so fucking old.

People suck.

Yes, you are! Totally! :)

Funny you should all get that impression!
Now that it is off my chest I can relax. It may live in here but it is sure to die soon.
night all.

yea people suck around here actually they suck around everywhere. best thing to do is not to listen or pay attention at all to those people thats what i do and its worked so far:alien::alien:

Some asshole shined me directly in the eyes with a laser. I had him thrown out. isn't helping my headache or blurred vision tho. I fuckin hate people. LOL Now everytime I move my eyes they hurt :(
My eyes are experiencing a lot of pain.
damn.
It's my friday.
Is this work day ever going to end>???>>?>?

Had him thrown out of Sears? movie theater? Wild orchid?

Srsly. I'm so not into working today. Sorry about your eyes. Sheesh, you have all the luck.

This thread reminds me of the backstory for a picture that would be posted on http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ :P

All is forgotten I have a corona in my hand.
Ibuprofen have fixed my eye. Someone brought a BOSTON into work, I got teh doggie lovins. yay!
Also. everyone and their momma does not need to know where I work, I get stalked enough lol.
So I'll say yeah, wild orchid!!!!

Aha! Petsmart..... Or Petco....... let the stalking commence!!! I cant be there since im like 450 miles out, but you guys have fun.:D

awes! Nah. people seem to bring their dogs everywhere. A guy brought it in today, so he could chick magnet me and tell me I was the most beautiful girl with hazel eyes ever. lol. Sweet gesture. Weird guy.

I think that is the only thing I have ever read from you, that I actually understood to the FULL extent. So what? That make's me a dick? :lol:

I LOL'd. I really need to use that sometime. haha

I don't think you understood it. It's just a dumb quote from Team America.

:omg:

I lol'd!

i never saw it. i was to young to watch it when it came out, lol. it still made sense... in a strange way. haha

Dear god that statement makes me feel old.

Oh ya? Is this dumb? *slaps own right bicept* Is this dumb? *slaps left bicept*

Hahaha you tell them! Cody can totally crush your world!

Too young?! It came out like 2 or 3 years ago. :?:

Well, 5 years ago. But yeah.

17 - 5 = 12

Um.... 22-5=17... Didn't you see her facebook page? Though she claims to have all sorts of pets, but I only saw horses which she said she had not posted... :huh:

We are talking about Gusgus not wildfirefli you leg humping old bastard.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/thumpyJ/o6w4dc.gif

Doh!

And you know you like it... :P

I hate facebook lol. You guys man. whatev. It's on my myspace fools and I never watched team america. it looked stupid.

Indubitably. lol

14f a/s/l?

So get this. I'm coming home from shopping and getting crickets for the gecko, some douchebag cops are parked IN THE MIDDLE of the driveway in the complex. Completely blocking it. So, I honk once, one of the paddiwagons goes forward like, an inch. Then he decides their conversation is too important ( you can see them animatedly flapping their gums and using hand gestures)

so i'm like. fuck it. I lay on the horn lol. The guy in the car that moved an inch jumps out, asks me if I have a problem. I'm like, yeah. I want to go home. He tells me a baby fell out of the window ( like I care? It's already done and over with???) and that they are " listening to the radio" Chris, of course, is not wearing his seatbelt. Which is forbidden in my car and he will not be doing it again. So the cop says some shit about that. He had to tell me a baby fell out of the window like, 3 times?? lol. So I throw it in reverse, turn around. Then Chris starts demanding me to turn around and get his badge number. Well by this time they must have finished their conversation so then they left lol. Funny thing is, there were no ambulances around. There were seriously 12 parking spots open to either side of them. And how can you listen to the radio as intently as you say when you are just yapping incessantly and blocking traffic on private property? Then come yell at me. Haha.

I'm a perfect smartass though. FUCK pigs. unless you know them and they are cool. Some asshole that thinks he is above the law is just comical. I'm having a good laugh! The guy got so hott that his forehead veins were popping out and his face was all red. That Shit Is Comical right there! Laugh in the faces of pigs!! Laugh Laugh Laugh. hehe. How does a baby fall out of a window? I really didn't know Michael Jackson lived here. And why do I care if some lady dropped one of her 12 kids out of a window???
Totally impertinent info.

fucking with cops is the best.


but seriously. that sucks.

also: your posts are hard to read when you do not put in any paragraphs. just saying.

I like to type shit fast.
I fixed it. Just put some random spaces here and there.