Masturbation doesnt count.

All this talk about needing to get laid more and how there are no hot girls is lame. (Easy for me to say, I am a woman, and I got laid last night. :wink: ) I can see how in Reno there may be a shortage of hot women compared to other places in this world, but the only place there are "pools" of the hot women are strip clubs and college campuses.

You all could get more action if you just go for it when you see 'em- like the mysterious girl in the black STI and the hot hygienist. And no more asking these women to meets- try coffee, a museum, the park, miniature golf, bowling, hiking. If Austin had invited me to a race instead of skiing for our first date, I am not sure he'd be getting laid all that often right now either. In the words of the king "A little less conversation, a little more action." :D

Thankfully im not the one that needs the help here, i live in a town that makes Reno look fucking huge and I can still get laid on a fairly regular basis with no strings attached.... but damn do i need to get the hell out of here

maybe I need to cearify STIwish. I probly get laid more then Beer Goddess... :lol: and to clearify that this tread is way OFF TOPIC at this point sence sperry said 2 pages ago he really doesnt want are help with his getting girls.....something he wants to do on his own 8)

but then again what do I know :D

This thread isn't about sperry anymore anyways :lol:

He absolved himself of responsibility long ago.

EDIT: Stupid double post...

<bitter mode on>

:lol: Awesome, all I need to do to get chicks is to go do stuff I hate! Sweet, it's so easy now! :P

Coffee, I'm not a fan. Plus coffee houses are generally too stuffy for me.

Museums... well, this is Reno, I'm pretty sure MOMA hasn't opened their Reno branch yet. :P

I'm down for the park, as long as there's a baseball game involved, but until the AAA stadium is built in Sparks in 2005, Oakland is the closest "park" I'm going to. And if you ment "park" as in like swingsets and stuff... uhh.. no thanks.

Mini golf... last time I checked I'm not a high school hoodlum anymore.

Bowling. If I break 60, it's a good night... and I'm sure I'm down for eating that much crow on a 1st date.

And hiking? You really are a hippie!! :P Exercise for a date! :lol:

<bitter mode off>

Actually, your sugestions aren't too bad, I just like shooting 'em down. :P

whoa nice job scott, destroying those ideas.

All I have to say is Thank God I have sex 365 days a year !!!!! :wink:
Maybe Thats why i am Never CRABBY !!! :lol: :lol: 8)

You could always come to the AAA park in Sac :lol:

yah 366 this year :lol: :lol:

You know, I kept meaning to do that, but then I realized I'd be watching a crappy team I know nothing about. I'd much rather go to an A's game and watch a crappy team I know a lot about. :lol:

PS: Yankees Suck.

Hah, point taken. I don't know anything about the River Cats either, except my parents keep bugging me to go whenever I'm home.

P.S. Yankees still suck.

uh, what's the question now?
I think it started out "what's the protocol ... ', then changed to "where're the hot women", then learning the married couples are having the sweet life.

I still think that license plate was perfect, the one I saw at Starbucks, "Accept No Substitutes ..... Licensed Dental Hygienist" :)
You shooda been there Sperry.

I dunno why that reminded me of this, but:

When I was a kid, my hair dresser (a friend of my mom) had a coffee mug that said "Hair Stylists Blow Dry It". I didn't figure it out till years later. :lol:

Best place to go on a first date = her place. Oh ya. 8)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That shirt is awsome :lol:

to funAy

omg NO!!

Please tell me this will not be SECCS"s Nabisco. ahahaha! Good thing no one here knows how to photoshop...haha

I don't? I guess that class was for nothing. :P

OH N0S!!?!!??!

http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/tsh...erry-pchop.jpg

LOL! as do I, ill get one up when i get home :)

2 min job.. :P

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's so on now JC.

http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/tsh...c-haircuts.jpg

http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/tsh...thing-good.jpg

http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/tsh...-done-meet.jpg

http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/tsh...ozzberries.jpg

http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/tsh...tyson-plot.jpg

http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/tsh...d_art-life.jpg

http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/tsh...scott-wing.jpg

http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/tsh...ergio-know.jpg

http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/tsh...d_art-life.jpg

:lol:

This post has gone off the deep end, and I like it...

Oh ya...

^^^ hahaha

Worst p'chop ever.

just learned how to do some of this last week.

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! I just fell over in pain fromn laughing so hard, what the hell has gotten into you people? hahahahaha! The best one is Scott with his bling!

Scott, you gotta post this thread up on Nasioc...I guarantee it will do well.

OH NOS!!!??!?! HAS TEH YUOR5 THR34D B33N POSTZ0R3D ONS TEH N4B1SCI0?!!!?!?

...maybe that's not such a great idea, but feel free if you're so inclined.

dude she's hOT.

wth, where'd that picture come from? i demand a re-take!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

OMFG.. I almost choked myself i was laughing so hard... I literally fell out of my chair laughing my ass off.

I raided the picture of all of us holding up the SECCS banner. :lol:

scott rules.

OH NOES!!!1!!! H4S Y0URZ D3NT4L HY63N1Z7 THR34D G0NE 3 DAYS W1F N0 UPD4T3S?????/?//?

For those in the crowd not able to follow along, perhaps this convenient English to Hax0r translator will help you polish your l33t language skills.

Scary part is I actually typed that out. Good thing nobody here actually speaks l33t or I'd be getting owned on spelling and grammar. :lol:

what the heck is 'leet'?

Type "elite" into the hax0r translator.

0h, n0w I is wi7' i7
(intermediate jive translator in effect)
http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~eclectic/toys/jive.html

damn straight jive be back an' wit' powa' :lol: :lol:

Silly hax0rs, 1337 speak if for kids.

"137 us 7h0r3f0r3 br4c3 0urs31v3s 70 0ur du7y, 4nd s0 b34r 0urs31v3s, 7h47 if 7h3 Bri7ish 3mpir3 4nd i7s C0mm0nw3417h 14s7 f0r 4 7h0us4nd y34rs, m3n wi11 s7i11 s4y, '7his w4s 7h3ir fin3s7 h0ur.'"

Wow. That made Churchhills Speech sound funny.

you could not get a good pick of me hahaha http://level4racing.com/Images/snow_rally.jpg

we need to get to page six so i dont see all those funny faces when i scroll down :lol: :lol:

????

For me there are only 5 pages total. Maybe its because I am using the subSilver style or whatever. :?