The fuck slug thing is awesome.

Work safe? (Relatively speaking, as interwebs browsing is accepted here but pictures of anythng called a Fuck Slug probably isn't)

Well, they are all furry creatures with large penises. The "fuck slug" is literally an inveterate animal (or a snake-like vertebrate animal) with tumors growing out of it saying "FUCK"

So, no. :lol:

I tried the demo, and it seems pretty cool, but ultra-violent hack-n-slash just isn't really my style.

And it really pisses me off when I plow through a group of enemies only to get taken out by the one that lost both legs and an arm but somehow hasn't died just yet. Seriously. . . having them crawl up with their remaining limb and suicide bomb me? It's like an army comprised of John Cleese clones. "It's only a flesh wound!"

After spending a few minutes watching sperry make creatures with the Spore Creature Creator, I had to get it also to see what kind of phallic animals I can make.

Candygram!

That's what makes it fun! If he hasn't kicked the bucket yet, walk over, kick his head up off the ground, and cut that som-bish off!

Definitely a challenging game, and I'm loving it!

Awesome. Anybody know if this would run like doodoo on my laptop? P4 3ghz, 1 gig ram, 64meg video card.

Here are a bunch from zee webz.

Okay, Trogdor is pretty pimp.

You guys realize this is the equvilent of playing with dolls right? :P

Dolls that you can make into penises apparently.

Yeah, but when you rip the arms of these barbies, it lets you put fangs and claws off and stuff.

And huge phalluses if that's your bag.

EA starts banning "inappropriate" spore creatures:

http://www.gamesradar.com/pc/spore/n...22417441549006

A guy at my work said "Hey, I wonder if I should get that for my daughter"

And the first thing I could say was "Uh... mmmm..., let me show you some stuff..."

Little girls will make nice bunnies, kitties, fairies, unicorns, ponies, etc. And then later, beautiful full grown horses...





... with big schlongs... :eek: :eek:

wtf is going on here? There is no way to justify making any of those. I would love to hear you explain that to your girlfriend. "umm yeah, my internet at work blocks porn and I ran out of peanut butter m&ms so... I just find myself making animated dicks all day."

Here's the one's I made last night:

http://ll-746.ea.com/spore/static/im...746740_lrg.png

http://ll-733.ea.com/spore/static/im...733849_lrg.png

http://ll-747.ea.com/spore/static/im...747779_lrg.png

http://ll-786.ea.com/spore/static/im...786243_lrg.png

And if you've read the Ringworld novels, you'll recognize the last one...

LOL I love the moose one.

BTW: If you've got the creature creator, you can just save the images to the desktop, then drag them onto the application and it uses the filename to go online and pull down the actual model data and opens the creature. Nice thinking on EA's part... would be even nicer if you could skip the desktop step and open a link to the creature directly.

http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/

Diablo 3 Announced.

Don't know if I'm excited or not. They were fun, but I was never sucked in like most people were.

Nice work on the puppeteer, and the LOL WUT pear.

soj soj soj!!ONE!!1