Had him thrown out of Sears? movie theater? Wild orchid?

Srsly. I'm so not into working today. Sorry about your eyes. Sheesh, you have all the luck.

This thread reminds me of the backstory for a picture that would be posted on http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ :P

All is forgotten I have a corona in my hand.
Ibuprofen have fixed my eye. Someone brought a BOSTON into work, I got teh doggie lovins. yay!
Also. everyone and their momma does not need to know where I work, I get stalked enough lol.
So I'll say yeah, wild orchid!!!!

Aha! Petsmart..... Or Petco....... let the stalking commence!!! I cant be there since im like 450 miles out, but you guys have fun.:D

awes! Nah. people seem to bring their dogs everywhere. A guy brought it in today, so he could chick magnet me and tell me I was the most beautiful girl with hazel eyes ever. lol. Sweet gesture. Weird guy.

I think that is the only thing I have ever read from you, that I actually understood to the FULL extent. So what? That make's me a dick? :lol:

I LOL'd. I really need to use that sometime. haha

I don't think you understood it. It's just a dumb quote from Team America.

:omg:

I lol'd!

i never saw it. i was to young to watch it when it came out, lol. it still made sense... in a strange way. haha

Dear god that statement makes me feel old.

Oh ya? Is this dumb? *slaps own right bicept* Is this dumb? *slaps left bicept*

Hahaha you tell them! Cody can totally crush your world!

Too young?! It came out like 2 or 3 years ago. :?:

Well, 5 years ago. But yeah.

17 - 5 = 12

Um.... 22-5=17... Didn't you see her facebook page? Though she claims to have all sorts of pets, but I only saw horses which she said she had not posted... :huh:

We are talking about Gusgus not wildfirefli you leg humping old bastard.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/thumpyJ/o6w4dc.gif

Doh!

And you know you like it... :P

I hate facebook lol. You guys man. whatev. It's on my myspace fools and I never watched team america. it looked stupid.

Indubitably. lol

14f a/s/l?

So get this. I'm coming home from shopping and getting crickets for the gecko, some douchebag cops are parked IN THE MIDDLE of the driveway in the complex. Completely blocking it. So, I honk once, one of the paddiwagons goes forward like, an inch. Then he decides their conversation is too important ( you can see them animatedly flapping their gums and using hand gestures)

so i'm like. fuck it. I lay on the horn lol. The guy in the car that moved an inch jumps out, asks me if I have a problem. I'm like, yeah. I want to go home. He tells me a baby fell out of the window ( like I care? It's already done and over with???) and that they are " listening to the radio" Chris, of course, is not wearing his seatbelt. Which is forbidden in my car and he will not be doing it again. So the cop says some shit about that. He had to tell me a baby fell out of the window like, 3 times?? lol. So I throw it in reverse, turn around. Then Chris starts demanding me to turn around and get his badge number. Well by this time they must have finished their conversation so then they left lol. Funny thing is, there were no ambulances around. There were seriously 12 parking spots open to either side of them. And how can you listen to the radio as intently as you say when you are just yapping incessantly and blocking traffic on private property? Then come yell at me. Haha.

I'm a perfect smartass though. FUCK pigs. unless you know them and they are cool. Some asshole that thinks he is above the law is just comical. I'm having a good laugh! The guy got so hott that his forehead veins were popping out and his face was all red. That Shit Is Comical right there! Laugh in the faces of pigs!! Laugh Laugh Laugh. hehe. How does a baby fall out of a window? I really didn't know Michael Jackson lived here. And why do I care if some lady dropped one of her 12 kids out of a window???
Totally impertinent info.

fucking with cops is the best.


but seriously. that sucks.

also: your posts are hard to read when you do not put in any paragraphs. just saying.

I like to type shit fast.
I fixed it. Just put some random spaces here and there.