So drinking less will make you fat? I don't understand your logic.

That's not my logic so it makes sense you don't understand it.

This makes no sense what-so-ever...

Dude you get a beer belly from drinking beer like it's soda. I don't do that. I binge. I do enjoy drinking some beers. But I don't drink them just to enjoy them.

I realize that Cory is a freak of nature, but he drinks beer a lot and doesn't have a beer belly.

Although it has been a while since I've seen him in person... :lol:

I don't drink at all, and I have a beer belly. Your logic has been defeated.

It's possible that you were represented in the beer belly equation like this:

naturalhumans(/=Bob&Cory)

Perhaps the only time you both may be statistically lumped together, other than the Nissan Christmas Extravaganza Blowout Party invite list.

Double defeated. I've got a keg instead of a 6-pack, and I don't drink either... :lol::lol:

It doesn't count if you are fat pre-drinking age.

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Fuck that made me laugh hard. :lol:

Just saw a guy get thrown to the ground and cuffed in the crosswalk of 4th and Keystone by two cops. His repeated, "I didn't do anything!" sounded just like, "Don't taze me, Bro!"

Saw a (black)GT-R yesterday over by Lithia Subaru around Noon. Around the same time on Kietzke over by moana I saw a silver wrx with a metal wing(Kinda like my Jetta had) :lol:

GT-R is likely Eric Gangloff. SCCA member and autocross/track driver.

That's what you get for being afoot in that part of the world.

There are 3 black GT-Rs in the area, 2 where in the shop yesterday. You most likely saw someone from the shop.

So 2/3rds of the GTRs in Reno need repairs. :eek:

The one I drove for a session at Thunderhill lost all even gears on the second day... It was a lot of fun to drive though. Paddle shifts take a while to get used to. The stock exhaust doesn't give you enough sound feedback to tell what gear you are in.

I bet all 3 need new transmissions. It's just that only 2/3 of the GTR owners in Reno can afford them.

Speaking of GTR transmissions (and Hitler?): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOAXJTTc__w

That is quite amusing. Especially the R8 and access port lines.

It will be interesting to see what legal actions come out of this. I bet a number of the owners are lawyers.

One of my customers here is a lawyer, who was considering buying a GTR. He got smart and bought a twin turbo Porsche instead.

Yes....Cory,cuz we all know German cars are the Shit, especially Imola yellow S4's!!! even though the bastard car is leaking at the after run pump, and that is the bitch one to get to.....So, wanna work on an AUDI? LOL

Imola yellow S4s???? Who is that? Have you brought it to a meet?

We could start a splinter group... AECCS pronounced "Aces". Audi Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras. :)

I have yet to meet an Audi owner at a motorsports event who was truly enthusiastic about owning one.

You should have been at any ALMS event for the past few years, much less the Audi club track events I instruct at all the time... :P

It's mine, and I have only owned it for a couple of months....thought I would get chased away if I showed up in a German AWD car !!!!! From what I gather....most S4 owners cherish their cars or at least the time that they are running (the B5 platform), so showing up at the track is usually just to watch....mine, on the other-hand will get it's fair share if track-time, I figure most of the things that go wrong with them will get replaced anyways, it just sucks that if the turbo's go out.....you have to pull the engine to change it/them......:)

AECCS.......I like, but I fear we would be the only one's in attendance, other than some dude in stead that has a URs4, that would always walk away from my Sti like it was going backwards......he claims to have had that setup since 1992, which has to say something about the German engineering.....23 PSI for 17 years and still walks away.....

Do I wanna change a water pump on an Audi? "Short answer: Yes, with an "if." Long answer: No, with a "butt..." "


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Do you know who it is? I don't recall seeing that car around or at any Audi events. 23 sounds a bit high, but wouldn't doubt it has run that long. Those 5 cylinder blocks were pretty tough.

Come to the meet. I'm driving my A4 to meets until I get a job and can fix my STI. AWE maybe All Wheel Enthusiasts...

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that's a friend named josh if it's silver, he's running 450hp and says his turbo needs a rebuild cuz he only hits 21-22psi.. total modest dude too not in the least a "hotshot"

He should come to some Audi events. Bring him to a meet some time.

Yeah....its a blue silver (more silver than blue) I think....I always see it early in the morning and cant really be accurate with the color....I dont know his name, I just saw him one morning after he pulled away from the STi, and I had to find out what was in the thing, and then I see him every once in a while in the morning at the 7-11 by my work, a couple of days ago I showed off the S4 to him and we had a lengthy chat about these cars and what they were capable of and he recommended a tuner shop in California..........Dean, I will try and make it to the meet, I know you are the resident Audi guru and wanted to ask questions or at least get opinions, Cory.......I was just playing, it just involves removing the intake manifold to get to it and I don't need a hoist for that, at least I hope I don't, lol.....

Who has the WRB pignose STI that works out at Gold's Gym?

Was tearing up and down Mt Rose HWY Monday night @ about 9ish and saw an 04-05 Silver STi like mine.

I saw a Baja with ugly aftermarket wheels this morning as he drove into my lane on Rio Wrangler forcing me to slam on the brakes to keep from getting side swiped. Dude must have been half asleep and/or full retarded. :mad:

"You never go full retard."

Saw a Red Impreza on 395 @ around 6:30 last night, looked like an 04-05.

I saw...

black STI yesterday evening, eastbound 80
silver GC8 RS on 395 near Stead exit
yellow GC8 RS on 395 N. Macarren exit
Cory on Vista about 2 weeks ago

I just saw a sweet Saab 9-3 Viggen (or Viggen replica) black on black BBS RK wheels, then a gray Aston DB9.

Not bad for driving the 2 miles between Taco Bell and IGT.

Oh, and just to keep my post on topic, I saw 622 Outbacks so far this year.

And there are still 11 months to go!

Sure its wasn't a black WRX? I put my f/r sways on my car last night and then tried to find every sharp off or on ramp I could :lol:

Oh, and I saw a Ihavetoomuchmoneyflamboyantorange Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder near Summit yesterday.

I saw that one driving next to a black one(Gallardo) on 80w over by the vista exit...

Wow, where did these guys come from? Guess the economy really is a buyers market now. :lol:

:lol: :lol: Serious!!!

http://www.dupontregistry.com/autos/...?itemid=557731

$260,815 down from $330,000!!!

Most of them live up in Montreux (hoity toity gated golf course community at the base of mt rose) For example. My neighbor has a Porsche Carrerra GT. Very fun car to ride in :cool:

I like my STi though, I wouldnt trade it for any other car.

Ah, I see. Don't get me wrong I love my Suby but really, no other car? Why not? I would trade my suby in a heartbeat for a Lambo, as long as it wasn't going to be my daily driver :lol: IDK if I could trade it for anything it would be an GTR R34 Z Tune...what? I can dream...

I saw an 04 or 05 silver STi on hwy 80 west this afternoon. anybody?