you know what sucks
 

When you walk into your works bathroom to blow your nose, see that a stall has it's door open, you open it......and a fellow co worker is sitting there taking a shit.

Wow.

I don't think things between this guy and I will be weird at all now. :eek:

This was my first signifigantly embarrassing moment since working here...and I hope my last.

I'm going to go warsh my eyes out with Acetone.

You know what sucks more? Walking into the bathroom, pushing open a stall door... and finding two of your coworkers...

Qualifying statement- AFAIK, none of us are going to find two hot wimmenz together in the men's room, which would not suck one bit.

"Who does number 2 work for!!?!"

Hahahaha, qualifying statement lawlz.

You know what sucks EVEN more? Being the guy in the stall.

Or in Kevin's case, one of the two guys. :lol:

Ouch... well, I guess I left the door open for that one. :D

:lol: Zing!

Well weird shit is abound in the world of Taxation! An older Philipino woman I work with just asked me if I would marry her 25 year old pharmacist niece so she could become a citizen! WTF?! :huh:

Is she hot?

Also, I got a roommate that's in the business of importing women... I can ask him. :lol:

Haha, I dunno. But she said that it doesn't matter if I like her or not. If they show immigration that I am her fiance (which I wouldn't actually be) then she can become legal in 3 months. At which time I can ditch her or I can mooch off of her $69/hour makin ass.

It was awkward.

Do I dare ask what job pays $69 per hour? :lol:

Nah, I shouldn't tell you.

Write up a contract giving you a portion of her earnings if you get engaged/married. Call it your contracting fee. :lol: She should have cash to spare at $69/hour.

Fine, be that way, fucker! :mad: :lol:

:lol::lol:

If you get married your insurance will drop.

Don't you have a gf? I'm sure she would love that.

She told me to do it...

For the dolla dolla bills not the girl.

Ralph can legally marry you two, he took the on line course.

That frightens me.

When I was building skiis for Hexcel we had two co-workers get mail order brides from the philippines, one guy was like 50 I think, he got an actual catalog, took an 18yr old prom queen...and is still married with kids, the other took the cash and after 6 months dumped his new woman...They each got 5k for marrying them, I was offered that deal, but had the hots for some dumb blonde at the time.

Wait what? I can get paid for marring some girl from the philippines? I may have to became a polygamist.

BWAhahah!

Can I marry one then get rid of her, take the 5k, rinse, lather and repeat?

If I were religious, I'd say that depends on whether you're comfortable with the thought of a burning eternity in hell :lol:

Srsly.

One of Lonnie's coworkers wants to get legal and I gather Lonnie talked him into paying me $5k to marry him...

Course, there goes sentimentality out the window, but..

What is this "religious" you speak of? :huh:

Mormon?

I've heard of this "Morman" before... isn't that the cult that David Koresh was the head of?



I know it was the branch Davidians, but it's funny to make fun of Mormans hehe. *

Typical Mormons are the Church of Latter Day Saints, you know. Salt Lake City, Utah.

David Koresh was some sort of evangelical cult leader. He also thought he was the modern day Messiah, I.E. Jesus.

I spoofed you. He was the leader of the Branch Davidians in Waco, Texas. I am sure you have heard of the slaughter that went down there in '93.

Heh, I was just about to correct you about the Branch Davidians, but then I saw your cool hidden text :p

Oh yeah, I wasn't sure if you were making some sort of reference to that Polygamist Mormon leader that the FBI was looking for.

Oh well, enough religious talk, my ex-wife is a mormon. HAHA, and I know that the mormons don't preach that you will go to hell for getting a divorce and marring someone else. They will actually help you get a divorce, if the relationship is unhealthy.

Nice hidden text there.