Mowing the lawn
 

Mowing the lawn for the first time this year. Looking at the forcast for this weekend, I should not be making it snow. Next I'll be off to more hunny dues so that I can play this weekend.

Yeah, my 600th post.

I had a drink called a "Lawn-mower" once. It's Vodka and Wheatgrass juice. IIRC, Homer Simpson invented it...




That's all I got.

Mowed mine Monday. I need a new blade.

hunny dues?

Hunny DO's. Like from a womans mouth "Hunny do this, Hunny do that, Hunny why don't you make love to me anymore?" Wait...

I don't have to mow lawns! HOA! But actually now that I think about it, maybe this will make my damn roommates clean up their dogs damn poop. He's only a fucking beagle, it's not like he's droppin king size Baby Ruth's n shit.

:lol: Thanks for clarifying.

For some reason ever since I posted in here, I got that song "breakin the law" in my head. Only it's going "mowin the lawn, mowin the lawn. Mowin the lawn, mowin the laaaaaaawn." :lol:

I've always been tempted to try that. How was it?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Horrible! Prarie Fire is MUCH better: 1/2 Vodka, 1/2 Hot Sauce of your choice. :D

Woooow. :eek: :huh:

I have to buy a new blade my mower dies going through almost anything remotely thick.

Finished the lawn, trimmed some trees, sprayed off the deck, washed and waxed both the Jeep and Subaru. Guessing she'll give me shit for not vacuuming the house. I think its time for a beer.

^ a beer and some peroxide for those whip marks on your back.

Just get out the big file and sharpen it up.

Make sure after sharpening it that it's still balanced (hang it from a string).

Don't forget to post the dyno chart as well.

Bah, my dad ruining clearing brush/rocks in the backyard last summer. It has huge chips in notched out of it.

Bench grinder... It is good to have a "tundra" blade and a good blade.

Also, check your air filter. after tundra mowing, they are often very bad.

I wish there was a way to mark a thread so new posts in it don't highlight it as unread.

I'd use that feature on this thread.

What about Black Snake Moan? That was one of my fav's. :p

You could just not click on it. :huh:

I'm not buying a bench grinder.

I think cuz he's an admin or THE admin he gets emails on all new replies right?

^That would make him a masochist.

Then the forum that contains it would be left marked as "unread", and I won't be able to easily tell there aren't other threads in the forum to read.

Plus, I've literally read every post on this board since post 1. So I'm gonna keep reading them, and then just admonish those that post inane crap. :P

Aw, I see. I just use the "New Posts" and "Today's Posts" features.

*Goes to post more inane crap*

It's worked for years, why stop now? :lol:

I just read the ones that I want and then I press "mark forums read" and it does the rest for me!

Long live the Lawn Mowing Thread!..

IBTL!

I got my old grill on! I think I actually like the stock look better. :(

Funniest "unused" Dave Chappelle clip evar. :lol:

TTT just for scott. :devil:
+1 on dave chappelle clip. best thing i have seen since i saw homer saying one for you and one for me as he fills up his car and drinks from the filler after he saw an "Alcohol Powered Car" sign.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrnFaxwHVQw