Look nKoan is not online let's make fun of him!
 

:P

I don't get it, but okay!

I know, we could change his user name to Nick Koan. That would be teh funah...

An Englishman, Frenchman, nKoan, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"

The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs nKoan and throws him out of the plane.

:lol:

Ha, whatta gay.

You guys better be careful... even when nKoan isn't online, his army of Mexasian Google Employees monitor the whole internet for him, and if you say the wrong thing, a simple press of a button releases one of his thousands of Ninja Pirate Assassins (yes, those are ninjas that are trained to assassinate pirates) stationed throughout the world.

The last thing you'll remember is laughing about how you just put the eThug hurt on nKoan... and then you'll have a weird moment trying to figure out how it's possible that you're looking up at your own ass in a desk chair from the floor.

Well I'm not a pirate so Nick suck a fatty.

What makes you think that a ninja trained to kill pirates would have a hard time killing you? The only thing harder to kill than a pirate is a ninja, are you a ninja? I didn't think so! :P

I've dealt with SBC with new service I bet it will take a while!

nKoan is lame!

I just won't sit in desk chairs. HA, I've run circles around you logically. :D

Ninja Pirate Assassins are so bad-ass, they'd decapitate you regardless of where you were sitting, and before your head hit the floor, they'd move your body and seat it in the desk chair they brought along in their Hyundai.

Hardcore.

Pirates are dumb, those drunk assholes are easy to kill, what kind of lame ass ninja only kills pirates.

Being 2/15ths ninja myself, I think I could take a ninja pirate.

Wait wait, are talking about ninja pirates? Or pirate ninjas? There is a HUGE difference and the answers to these VERY important questions cannot be addressed until we find out.

SHINANIGANS!!! No self respecting Ninja Pirate Assassins would be not caught not dead or unseen in a Hyundai with or without a desk chair. A red Camry on the other hand is plausible. :lol:

Shouldn't Ninjas drive Chevy Malibus, since those are cars you can't see?

You wouldn't know what kind of a car a ninja drives because you couldn't see, or hear it. An Assassin however would want o blend in so depending on his surroundings it could be anything, if it was in Reno he'd be driving a GD Subaru of some kind.

Yah because the ninja already killed you while you were reading MotorTrend.

If you're reading MotorTrend, you shouldn't have to wait for a ninja to kill you, you should kill yourself.

In Black Ninja training, (or Nig-ja as we call one another, but are trained to get mad when the white Ninjas say it...) you are taught to drive entire cities of people from their homes at a moment's notice, or drive an enemy to suicide when you're too lazy to get up and kill him yourself, but never, EVER, drive a Hyundai.

Ninjas don't really drive much anyways. It's hard to sit down with a Katana strapped to your back. It's easier to just make somebody give you a piggy-back ride. Nobody refuses to piggy-back a Nig-ja.

Oh thank the lords I finally have the interwebs again at my house. I felt so alone without the warm glow of the internet.

Too bad those DirecTV fuckers didn't have the right mounting shit in stock so now I gotta wait a few more days...

^weak!!!!!!!!!!!1

Cory let me explain something to you. There are no white ninja(s). There was only one.:rolleyes:

Why would ninja be specifically driving a korean car? :?:

That so needs to be your sig, or your profile quote, or something. :lol:

Because a ninja demands a great vehicle at a great price.

with america's best warranty!

Krouching Kia, Hidden Hyundai?

100,000 miles or 10,000 Assasssinations whichever comes first.

Wouldn't they be obligated to have one of these?

http://www.motorcycledaily.com/091605zx14_bottom.jpg

That is too obvious for a ninja. Ninjas rely on stealth (and not a Dodge Stealth).

Nobody "relies" on a Dodge anything. :D

That said, Dodge and Stealth do sound like Ninja terms.

Ninja's rely on the element of surprise. Nothing is more surprising than a Ninja popping out of a Hyundai to kill you. Nothing.

:lol: sperry wins.

That's got to be one of the best off topic quotes I've seen round these parts in a hwhile.

Sigged.

Surprise is the ninja's chief weapon. Oh wait, that's someone else.

"A.......A...mongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as:..."

:lol: Somehow it's twice as funny as a sig.