Bob vs. Jonny
 

...is getting old.

Seriously, the crown of "biggest SECCS a-hole" isn't up for grabs, so enough with the competing.

*polishes crown*

What a dick.

Aww... I thought we were taking bets on who would win in a knife fight...

ahh. to be young and in love...

Do you think their knife fight would be more like a monkey knife fight,

http://www.neurosybir.net/nkoan/imag...nife_fight.jpg

or a West Side Story knife fight?

http://www.neurosybir.net/nkoan/imag...nifefight.jpeg

Since the first time I met Bobby it's been like this. I knocked on his door to see if Big Bob was home and this asshole says to me he says "What do you want the AC is on." I said "What is AC?" He replies "AIR CONDITIONING!" and then slams the door in my face.

You can't come between us Scott.

For the record: If Bobby and I got into a knife fight Bobby would win. I would bring a sword and Bobby would bring a gun.

Let's argue about arguing.

No arguing on Candy Mountain.

Definitely Monkey Knife Fight. Bob can't dance...

It's not his fault that Dad is an AC Nazi...or that he was dropped on his head as a small child....or that Steve and I used to sit on his face without pants on...

This may be the funniest 1st post on SECCS ever.

:lol: So there's gotta be a name for that...Tea Bagging meets Rusty Trombone?

I think it's called being left alone at home with your two older brothers, while your parents are out gambling and running your mouth off because you having an insatiable need to have asses and cocks in and around your mouth.
But you'd have to ask Bobby...

I need to see Superbad again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPuN1_esq8o (NSFW)

Agreed.
Emma Stone FTMFW!

Dude you don't have to lie to kick it.

P.S. I'm going to murder your cat, have it stuffed, and give it to you for x-mas.

you know I only speak the truth


and my cat would eat you

All this coming from the guy who was seen walking out of his room with the peanut butter and the dog and still denies anything happened.

Too bad that was your brother and not me.

You know I wouldn't waste precious peanut butter on the dog!

Whats happening in here!?

We're discussing how Bobby was forced to lick a chubby half-Asians butthole.

whoa whoa Jon, don't go putting words in my post, I never said he was forced...

You know things are out of control when you have to lock your own thread......

I see no reason to lock this thread.

You guys had potential to be funny here but you just kind of sucked, and you're boring me.

It's not our fault you can't hang. Don't pass your lack of wit off as boredom.

Can I just say I find it kind of disturbing that you remember the first time we met.

I would imagine a fight between John and I going like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmWb0...eature=related

We would end up faking the slow motion as well.