Funny Craigslist ad
 

I was reading this ad (no easy feat) and it's just cracking me up. One very long sentence.

http://reno.craigslist.org/cto/1489315370.html

IM THINKIN ABOUT CALLN HIM.

and also the competition:

http://reno.craigslist.org/cto/1488804732.html

NO I THINK YOU IS TRIPPEN

Kind of OT But:
http://reno.craigslist.org/rnr/1492939857.html :lol:

:lol:

Funny CL ad/ v4 not inline 4 engine!!!!
 

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1504861805.html



~*~*~*~*~JUST REPLACED ALL AXLE, BRAKES, AND SUSPENSION~*~*~*~*~

I have a 2003 subaru impreza RS (Rally Sport) which is VERY RARE.
it has a manual 5 speed transmission with 2.5 liter V-4 that puts out 165 HP.. it is the SAME MOTOR AS AN STi BUT WITHOUT THE TURBO!
(This car is actually a V-4, not an INLINE 4, so it can be twin turbo'd with ease).
We installed a NEW CLUTCH just a few months ago.
The car is an ALL WHEEL DRIVE (AWD) so it handles great in the snow and rain. Perfect for the upcoming winter.
It has a SPORT/SHORT shifter with an STi shift knob which smooths quick and easy.
It also has a WRX spoiler with LED brake lights.
The car has a maroon paint job with a bunch of carbon fiber parts:
CARBON FIBER hood.
CARBON FIBER side mirrors with LED turn signals.
And a very clean black interior with CARBON FIBER TRIMS that match the exterior parts.
The interior doesnt have any rips or scratches at all!! the car also has a 6 CD in-dash changer and an aftermarket stereo under passenger seat which i will leave in the car.
It has LEGAL limo mirror tints in the back.. ONLY 101,xxx MILES!!!! great for rain and snow.. NO CHAINS REQUIRED!!


KELLY'S BLUEBOOK VALUES are suggested retail value: $10,000 and private party value $8,000
I am selling for only $7500 OBO

I am willing toTRADE for an AUTOMATIC transmission FOUR DOOR car ONLY..
**cars with TURBO or HYBRID preferred**
car has to be 98 or NEWER with LESS than +/-110xxx

call/text 650 834 0333






•Location: OR BEST OFFER
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1504861805

Wow, a V-4 motor in an RS. That is super rare!

Anyone know how much a twin turbo kit goes for?

Wow I never knew the RS motor was the same motor as the STi's without a turbo!!! I'm wasting a lot of money buying one! :rolleyes:

This guy has really educated me. His super rare RS stands for Rally Sport while all the other ones stand for Regular Stuff. This car is mAdTyte USDM with its V4.

You can twin turbo anything.

:lol: Nice find.

...with nipples. You can twin turbo anything with nipples.

I have nipples - could you twin-turbo me, Focker?

yes.

This ad had me cracking up.

http://reno.craigslist.org/for/1497055616.html

Ha! I wonder what sort of offers he's received.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/cto/1568234659.html

i have my 1994 Toyota Pickup Xtra Cab 5 Speed Clean Title, comes with new cathalic, good tires excellent running conditions, please only serious buyer...
650-921=2073
Mileage: 170,000
Engine: V6 3.0 Liter
Transmission: 5 Speed Manual
Drivetrain: 4WD
AM/FM Stereo
Power Steering
Single Compact Disc
Bed Liner
Cruise Control
Sliding Rear Window
CARFAX AVAILABLE ALSO,TO CHECK THE HISTORY..


I'm buying this truck because it is religious.... It comes with a "Catholic" :lol:

Misspell "catalytic" just right and I'm sure "catholic" is what the spell checker changes it to.

I was looking up some cars a awhile back and saw a guy selling a 240sx saying that the "Cadillac" converter was bad. lol

Stupid cadillac converter hasn't turned my car into a Cadillac yet... damn.

I guess it works for Tyson though. Keep trying!

Anybody wanna buy a demon possessed TV?

http://reno.craigslist.org/ele/1568884778.html

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1836342315.html

Sup Niggas This classy ass donk goes dumbass hard. Only thug niggas Rock the scrapes. Its too fresh and i love this shit, but rents doo and im too through with the landlord. on another note its rocking dumbass knock with the 3 12"s in the back. So all the hoochi mamas know where the breadmaker is. Grill speaker included too. You wont get caked by the haters cuz this shit too fresh. Also rockin the 22' chromeos. Fresh ass shit. Holla at me but only before 8 cuz i gotta see my babys mama. (415) xxx-xxxx

^ Good gosh.
'WET CANDY PAINT SCRAPPER ON DUBS!!! WITH SLAP IN TRUNK'

Need translation.

"WET CANDY PAINT"
High gloss two-stage paint. So freshly applied that one might believe it hasn't dried.

"SCRAPPER ON DUBS"
Miss-spelling of "scraper", which is a term used for a generally mid-80's to mid-90's GM mid-line luxury sedan, (i.e. Buick, Oldsmobile). Soft suspension, coupled with Dubs, (20" wheels) often cause both the tires to 'scrape' the inside of the fenders, and the bumpers and fenders to scrape the ground / curbs while their driver's perform illegal stunt shows.

"WITH SLAP IN THE TRUNK"
Over-size, high power stereo sub-woofers, that generally make the entire car rattle from the outside.




"Ebonics" translations brought to you by your friendly neighborhood half-black guy! :D

^ :lol: :lol: Thanks Cory! I couldn't even figure out where to put the commas or statement delimiters.

http://reno.craigslist.org/rnr/1839366217.html



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I've been seeing this guy for about a year and a half. This Saturday is his mom's birthday so we will be making the four hour drive up to his parents house for the day. I've never met his parents before and today I found out why. My bf revealed to me this morning that his father is an "angry midget" and cautioned me to be very careful about what I say. Are there any midgets on CL? What do you like to be called? How do you like to be treated? SHould I bring anything? TIA.


:lol: :lol:

http://reno.craigslist.org/cto/1782377591.html

1991 Subaru Impreza 1000 or BOB

:lol:

My uncle is a "little guy". Sucks that he grew up with 5 giant siblings. Oh, and back then, doctors broke bones in his legs and arms and stretched him for "therapy".

I'm pretty sure there wasn't an Impreza until 1993. :lol:

I'll give them Bob for that car.

Fucking lowballers. :unamused:

Sweet ad for an SVX

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1903173811.html

Nice. Though I'd like to know how he got a 5eat tranny in there. The SVX forums would go crazy if he figured out how to get a new gen TCU to interface with the old ECU.

That was freaking awesome!! And now we know Kevin is looking for an SVX, I guess you will need something to drive when you start your swap huh?
Sperry, maybe his "fucktard" mechanic installed it, the one that shouldn't be polluting the gene pool
:lol: :lol:
I won't get kicked off of here for repeating ftard, will I? Oh well, that was still hilarious!!

:lol: no way, not after reading Scotts threads on his. Sounds like way to much work.:eek:

the guy types big, but doesn't back it up by leaving a phone number...

Well, you don't have to reengineer the front suspension to run sti spindles, or take the motor out to reseal it, or repaint it, or swap in a 4.44 Legacy gearbox. You can in fact own it and just do the basic maintenance and fix stuff that breaks like any other 18 y/o car.