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People are requesting pictures of my new car so I will need a toned, flexible, face above a 7/10, women that is willing to pose in little or no clothing depending on whatever makes the car look better. For those of you who may be shy auditions will be held individually in a closed room, so no need to worry. PM me to setup an audition.

Are you serious?

He may be serious, but he is posting in the wrong place. Not that we don't have some attractive ladies in the club, most of us are male and car/tech nerds.

Take it to Craigslist and be prepared to open your wallet. WIDE! And you may want to wash the car before and after. ;)

I know a girl that does import car modeling, but if you asked her like that, she'd laugh in your F*ing face!

"THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN IS THAT MONEY MAKES THEM HORNEY" Willie Nelson

Does your car suck that bad?

I can hook you up.

http://people.alfred.edu/~rlb4/image...t%20Subaru.jpg

OMG Did she eat the back half of that rally car?

I thought I made that just crazy enough to not sound serious :lol:

Then again...

I don't get it.

Jonny, when boys turn into men, they like to look at girls in bathing suits.

So.........you're going to pose on his car?

some girls in bathing suits*

*please see above pic for reference

Exactly.

Lol!!
So, if that one was a motivational poster, what would it say?

JDM Grill
So you can suck a big fat chick's foot right up in there!

craigslist will get something. make the ad even more crazy though.

post results here.

If you don't have any good looking girl friends willing to dry hump your car... shame on you sir. Shame on you!

Will high school sluts work? If so I got plenty of them in my basement.

Hey everyone, toss the dead hooker! http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf

^I figured it was only a matter of time before this thread came to something like that.

call up stephanie.

Who did you think I was talking about dumbass!?

It's a natural progression...

A natural progression like having to take a shit after eating a meal?