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sperry 2006-01-06 01:09 PM

Nature's Cupholder... FAIL!
 
So picked up a chicken sammich from Carl's today, and got my usual large iced tea. Since the SVX has nothing in the way of a cup restraining device, I was required to do it the way god intended.

Unfortunately, the lid on the tea wasn't exactly "battened down" and I ended up pouring about half a cup of tea right where it's most embarrasing.

So now I'm back at the office with a cold crotch. Let's hope I can avoid having to go to a meeting with the directors or VPs for the next hour or so it's gonna take for ze pantalonas to dry out!

khail19 2006-01-06 01:34 PM

Scott = Worst drive-thru luck ever

Nick Koan 2006-01-06 01:53 PM

Too bad you don't work over with MikeK. I hear pants are optional in that group :lol:

MattR 2006-01-06 02:03 PM

That sucks dude....You know, my work truck had no cup holder until a day ago. I went to Walbogs and bought a dual cup holder and screwed it right into the floor..problem solved.

sperry 2006-01-06 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MattR
That sucks dude....You know, my work truck had no cup holder until a day ago. I went to Walbogs and bought a dual cup holder and screwed it right into the floor..problem solved.

I've tried like 3 different cupholders in that car... nothing really works. :(

M3n2c3 2006-01-06 02:20 PM

On the other hand, I'm sure not many others there can claim today that their crotch has a lemony herb scent to it.

sperry 2006-01-06 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by M3n2c3
On the other hand, I'm sure not many others there can claim today that their crotch has a lemony herb scent to it.

I don't know who the fuck Herb is, but I'm damn sure my crotch doesn't smell like him. :mad:

Dean 2006-01-06 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry
So now I'm back at the office with a cold crotch. Let's hope I can avoid having to go to a meeting with the directors or VPs for the next hour or so it's gonna take for ze pantalonas to dry out!

Wouldn't it be worse if say the administrative assistant at the front desk called and told you had to come to the front desk to sign for a package from the UPS "guy" and they had a good chuckle...

JC 2006-01-06 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sperry
I've tried like 3 different cupholders in that car... nothing really works. :(

Just get a girlfriend. They make good combo cup holder/cd changers.

MattR 2006-01-06 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JC
Just get a girlfriend. They make good combo cup holder/cd changers.

Indeed.

JoelK 2006-01-06 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JC
Just get a girlfriend. They make good combo cup holder/cd changers.

Expensive, too.

tysonK 2006-01-06 03:04 PM

bah, I called you right after that?

On the bright side I went to that car wash you said to go to it was pretty sweet, naked chicks and drugs just like you said..

ScottyS 2006-01-06 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeK
So, are you saying you're not wearing your daks right now?

:D

MattR 2006-01-06 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by tysonK
bah, I called you right after that?

On the bright side I went to that car wash you said to go to it was pretty sweet, naked chicks and drugs just like you said..


What teh duece!

sperry 2006-01-06 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MattR
What teh duece!

Corner of Maestro and Double R... best carwash evAr!

MattR 2006-01-06 05:19 PM

Yes, I like that car wash...I've driven all the way there from my house to wsah the Titan. Where do I find the drugs and naked chicks though? I seem to have missed those.

Dean 2006-01-06 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MattR
Yes, I like that car wash...I've driven all the way there from my house to wsah the Titan. Where do I find the drugs and naked chicks though? I seem to have missed those.

Naked chicks are't tall enough to wash trucks, so you get teh ughlee dudes....

LetItRev 2006-01-06 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MattR
Yes, I like that car wash...I've driven all the way there from my house to wsah the Titan. Where do I find the drugs and naked chicks though? I seem to have missed those.

Same question. I've been there many times. Are we talking about the self serve place next to the storage place???

M3n2c3 2006-01-07 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by LetItRev
Same question. I've been there many times. Are we talking about the self serve place next to the storage place???

So if it's a self-serve, then can we translate
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Originally Posted by tysonK
On the bright side I went to that car wash you said to go to it was pretty sweet, naked chicks and drugs just like you said..

as
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Originally Posted by tysonK
On the bright side I went to that car wash you said to go to it was pretty sweet, I brought a copy of Hustler and some paint thinner

:P

tysonK 2006-01-07 09:59 AM

You know I was being sarcastic.:P


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