If I were a Pirate...
 

"Iron Roger Flint" would be my name...well, maybe not. But the questions are funny anyways.

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Edit: I guess I should post the details.

"A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"

Whoa.

My company fun filter blocks that site :(

Bloody Tom Roberts is my pirate name. Huh?

I'm Dirty Bess Kidd! The pirate that everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of, but just to get rid of the smell. Even though I'm not always the traditional swaggering gallant, my steadiness and planning make me a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Red Jack Read

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Your pirate name is:

Black Mary Read

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

I'd rather say y4rr!

Captain Harry Flint

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Captain Davy Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Iron John Kidd.

Arrr!

Or, depending on the situation,

Black Sam Roberts
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!

Dread Pirate Flint

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Bloody Roger Kidd

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

I have to nomate this for Deede's Random QOTD. :) This is a quote that everyone can live by.

Pirates are so much fun!

I think I'm related to Dean...

Captain James Rackham
"Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! "

Holy Crap me too. Matt we got the same name.

That's really weird... Hmm.

Dirty Tom Rackham

So im a Rackham also, with Dean and Matt.

Sounds like the Rackham clan needs to do some pilaging............eh matey's?

Arrrrghh

^

Dirty Davy Cash
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Iron Roger Roberts
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you're a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!

Your pirate name is:
Ok who is up for parrot kabobs?

Dread Pirate Kidd

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

http://www.kartjob.net/bbs/penguin_arrr.gif

My fav question and answer:
Are you patriotic?
o Tears swell in my eyes when that national anthem plays.
o I hate this country.
X Muppets. Kermit is sexxxy!

:lol:

Anyway, I'm Bloody William Bonney.
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!