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Here's how to beat a speeding ticket: mathmatical proof!!

I ROBOT beat his speeding ticket by writing in with this:

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...postid=5622891

:lol:

It doesn't always work. I had mathematical proof that my ticket from a few months ago was not possible, and I was still found guilty. The judge who tried my case is a money-grubbing sack of shit. Now I'm sure my insurance will be nice and toasty once they finally find out about it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtomicLabMonkey

I know exactly how you got boned, here's the officer's written submission:

Quote:

I was on that road, and this white mustang pulled out in front of me and all hell broke loose from his tailpipe... that fucker must have a goddamned race-preped mustang, and he got all over it like a fat kid on cake. I don't even know for sure how fast he went, but it was like NHRA up in that muthafucka. Thow the book at him.

owned.

Plus your math lesson was too hard to read... I liked ROBOT's english paragraph + equations at the end better.

As far as the insureance, did you not have the option for traffic school? That prevents the ticket on your record... at least it did the 4 times I got pulled over... :lol:

Oh, and the picture in your document kills me:

[img:58dfbd1150=600]http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/greenville_road.jpg[/img:58dfbd1150]

Look familiar?

[img:58dfbd1150=600]http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/sears_point_drag.jpg[/img:58dfbd1150]

:lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by sperry

I don't even know for sure how fast he went, but it was like NHRA up in that muthafucka.

:lol: Killin me....

And no, the AssHat judge gave no option for traffic school...

There was option 1: bend over the table and take it hard with no lube

or,

option 2: grab your ankles and take it hard with no lube.