Haiku error message challenge
 

any haiku fans out there? anyone remember these?:

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
-- Ian Hughe
or
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
-- Charlie Gibbs
or
No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?

-- Jim Griffith