Austin.... I hate you and your bachelor's party...
 

... you gave me SARS: Severe Alcohol Retardation Syndrome.

All that drinking made me retarded sick. I now have a cold... missed work yesterday... barely made it to work today... I'll prolly feel better just in time to get loaded at your wedding on Saturday.

I hate you. I hate Vegas. Ugggghhhhnhnnnnn.

Sounds like you had a interesting time. I am heading down there next month for a little vacation away from home. Which strip bar was it that someones ass got bitten? I will avoid that one.

Cheeta's had the cracked-out, E'd-uped, ass-biting stripper. Her stage name is "Felony"... who's surprised at that one, eh? I guess her real name is Christine or Christina or somthing.... she gave her phone number to one of our boys... :lol: He ended up staying an extra day when American Airlines offered him $300 to lay-over an extra night... I have not heard if he saw her or not, this story isn't over yet!! :lol:

Thats friggin awsome. I want to be paid to stay in Vegas another night. :(