Another fast-food rant...
 

McDonalds: fuck you.

<south meadows mcdonalds>¿español, motherfucker, usted lo habla?</south meadows mcdonalds>

No, they understood me... 'cause my receipt is correct... but putting cheese on a cheeseburger is one step too many. I think I used up all the burger assembly person's mental capacity when I had them not put pickles on there.

Also, is it really too much to expect a napkin or two to make it in the bag on a drive-thru pickup order?

"Wait, did he say no pickles or no cheese on his pickleburger?"
"Well, he obviously wouldn't order a pickle burger with no pickles, so I guess I drop the cheese"

The do have a sign up that say something like this, "Napkin upon request only, MccyD's doing its part to save paper."

What is it about Mickey D's breakfast that attracts old people?

I must have missed that when reading the menu for 10 minutes while I was the only car in the drive-thru waiting to order.

They get paid 10 bucks an hour after a 3 month training period so they should be able to complete orders better than most.

Keyword highlighted. The whole reason there are rants is because they don't do what they should be able to do!

Senors get free coffee. So they sit around talking about shit, drinking free coffee and wait for there morning bowel movements.

Mmmm, old people poop.

There is an older retired 2x guy at my work who has the amazing ability to have his food order fucked up in some way everytime we go to lunch(He is also an amazing asshole in all situations. hilarious). I have the feeling that Scott/IGT=Ron/RIX

Wow, did Scott just get called an asshole?

No, anything in quotations doesn't count in the equation in my post,in my mind. Scott is my used subaru parts dealer:).

If the shoe fits? :lol:

and what about when the shoe gets worn out from so much use?:P

Don't bother replying Scott, I'll handle this for you buddy:lol:

So... have you guys noticed that McDees uses two different kinds of eggs? For their biscuits and McMuffins they use a "real" looking egg complete with white and a yolk. For their McGriddles and Bagel sammiches they use what I would call a sheet scrambled egg that looks like a napkin folded in half a couple times. I asked a manager at one this morning and she wasn't able to answer.

Yeah, they fry eggs for some things and use scrambled for others, and the scrambled comes out of cartons or pouches in bulk quantity.

And the "fried" ones come out of two different bags. One for the yellow part and one for the white part.

You guys think there are eggs at McDonalds?

Something something hen and cock joke.

Burger King: Fuck You.

I notice the Western Whopper isn't on the menu anymore.
Me: Are you guys still selling the Western Whopper?
Manager: Yes.
She looks at the menu board for a few minutes wondering if she guessed correctly.
Me: I'll take one of those as a meal.
She rings it up. I pays my monies and wait for my foods.
Food order comes up. I eyeball the whopper wrapper with is three optional checkboxes (Texas, Western, or Ultimate). Texas is checked.

Me: Is this a Western Whopper?
Manager: (doesn't even look) yes.
Me: (pointing to the texas checkbox) Are you sure?
Manager: ohhhh..........
Manager: (speaks a whole bunch in spanish to the assemblers)
Assemblers get together for a discusion about my burger trying to decide what the hell a western whopper is.
I get something back that is close enough.

If I hadn't gone inside to eat I'd be screwed (again).

Mandatory 3 month penalty. No business for them.

No, I haven't. Because I wouldn't touch egg products (or most other products) from WackArnold's with a 15ft pike.

:lol: :lol: :D