Toaday I got hit in the nuts so hard..
 

it made me cry. :mad: That has never happened. So much for having kids. damn it.

Could be worse. You could rub a hole in the seat of your F125 that's too low and drag 'em on the asphalt at 70 mph.

Ask PatR. :eek:

Yeah. That doesnt sound pleasing. But the worse part was that I did it to myself at work. I was pulling a 50lb box of a 5ft pallet by a strap and I accidentely swung it in to my gonads. It was humilitaing.

Well you haven't had them for very long. In time you will get use to them being there ;)

Funny very funny. :lol:

I have come to the conclusion that I might need a cup for work because this wasn't the first time it happened. Either that, they should pay me hazard pay.

That was a real drag...

Gonad stewardship should not be taken lightly- especially if they are your own.

There's nothing like a hard nutslap to remind you what pain truly feels like.

Yeah, i bet it was a drag.

It is all fun and games until it happens to happens to you. :( But I still laugh at people when it happens to them. hahaha

A kid gave me a nut slap at school and I knocked him the hell out, then hit the floor almost crying.

I guess you cant really knock yourself out though. Well you could but it wouldn't get you very far...

I hate it when kids at school do that to me. It is like they forget what it feels like. So I do it back to them even worse.

It happened to me 6 times in one night.

That is because they found out your last name wasn't Danger.

Reminds me of this . .

or this . . .

and you definetly won't be doing this . . .

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Or there is this!!!

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/846/

Ahh man that sucks for him. That is what I kinda did yesterday. Fell to the ground started swearing and then cryed.

Yowza! I bet that would have been hella funny to see. I would have helped you, after I helped myself up off the floor from laughing so bad. I've never hit myself in the balls that hard. But one time during a soccer game some idiot went to boot the ball out of the air and completely missed and hit me square in the almonds. I cried too. =(

Yeah after I realized what i did to myself, I started to laugh. Then the pain kicked back in.

My brother told me to do a sumo stretch type thing, and then he kicked me in the nards do hard it lifted me off the ground.

:lol:

I don't worry about that stuff, my wife keeps mine locked up and every once in a while she let's me take them out with me!

You have a nice wife. I would want my wife to keep the twig and berries protected.

I'm sure his wife will hold your nuts too. ;)