Irony much?
 

The inventor of Gatoraid died today of kidney failure.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline...de-invent.html

Musta been all the electrolytes his poor kidneys had to process for the last 40 years.

Im sure it had nothing to do with the fact that he was 80.

Yeah, well, the cause of death was "kidney failure", not "being 80". :P

Body parts start to fail around that age.

I think the root cause was the rasberry beret - the kind you find in a second hand store...

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline...071126cade.jpg

I see he's drinking the only flavor of Gatorade worth drinking.

He's not drinking that... he's adding the "secret ingredient" that's made Gatoraid #1 since 1965!

Now I'm gonna have that damn song stuck in my head for the rest of the night... thanks man... :mad:

Yellow > Orange

^If your referring to lemon-lime then hell yes!

Agreed, Lemon-Lime is the only acceptable flavor. Orange is for puffs.

Gatorade is about the original color, not the names.

yellow, orange, red ...

those are the only acceptable flavors, not this super ice fierce double hydration formula crap thats out now :mad:

I want grape drink

FYI the grape drink gives you mud butt just like Ribs[tm].

Ribs give me "the 'itis".