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Nick Koan 2008-01-08 04:27 PM

The Onion
 
God I love the onion.

http://www.neurosybir.net/nkoan/images/twss.jpg

sperry 2008-01-08 04:30 PM

It's funny.

They you read it to yourself a second time... and it's funnier.

knucklesplitter 2008-01-08 04:36 PM

:lol:


This is one of my all-time favs from the Onion - a little dated but it cracks me up:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38673

Nick Koan 2008-01-08 04:40 PM

This is still one of my favorites.

Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A Goddamn Bus

MikeK 2008-01-08 04:44 PM

New Remote Control Can Be Operated By Remote

Nick Koan 2008-01-08 05:45 PM

Also great is The Onion's AV Club.

This week they got Patton Oswalt to actually eat one of those KFC death bowls (with cheese and gravy) and write it up.

http://www.avclub.com/content/featur...st_special_the

Double Phister 2008-01-08 09:18 PM

I saw this hanging in a Pixar office during the making of Monsters Inc.
http://imgdump.info/img-the-onion-ma...-moon-8142.htm
Had to get a copy for myself. Still don't have teh balls to hang it up at work.

Nick Koan 2008-01-25 03:25 PM

Minimalist Roller Coaster Designer Refuses to Use Loops

JonnydaJibba 2008-01-25 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick Koan (Post 112465)

That's awesome. :lol:

Nick Koan 2008-01-29 02:52 PM

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Onan the Barbarian.

Pure Genius.

JonnydaJibba 2008-01-29 04:05 PM

"throw the thing at the thing." :lol: :lol:

Nick Koan 2008-02-04 02:19 PM

Huge Animal Jumps Right Fucking Out In Front Of Area Man

Nick Koan 2008-03-05 11:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-u8oyZAgeY

The Onion: The Movie

YES!

MikeK 2008-03-06 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Koan (Post 115401)

I want to see that Stephen Segal movie!

100_Percent_Juice 2008-03-06 11:55 AM

^"I don't think you have the balls."

Nick Koan 2008-03-09 10:48 PM

Report: 1998 Was Ten Fucking Years Ago

cody 2008-03-10 07:36 AM

^Srsly. :(

Nick Koan 2008-03-31 11:10 PM

Some good ones from the past few weeks

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
Dancer Risks Everything
Time Traveler: Everyone In The Future Eats Dipping Dots

van 2008-04-01 06:05 AM

Election results leaked.
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...embedded_video

sperry 2008-04-01 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Koan (Post 116416)

The last one wasn't funny until this part:

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Before he left, Wolcott also mentioned that, in the future, 99 percent of the world's population has AIDS and we are all slaves to the machines.

MikeK 2008-04-01 10:30 AM

Reminds me of this:

"When the weather get like this my aids just pop up! I'm fine now though, I took some robitussen"

Chris Rock

MPREZIV 2008-04-01 11:12 AM

let that 'Tussen soak on in to the bone!

Nick Koan 2008-04-21 09:38 AM

New Chemical Weapon 'Ennui Gas' Induces Listlessness, Dissatisfaction With Life

Complete with graphic!
http://www.theonion.com/content/file...cal-Jump-R.jpg

Quote:

If one's skin comes into contact with the agent, the physical effects are more severe. These include a sudden numbing of the very soul, a feeling that one is being crushed under the weight of the emptiness all around him, and mild eye irritation.
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/gates.jpg

Nick Koan 2008-04-25 08:45 AM

Convicted Forger Freed By Presidential Pardon

Kevin M 2008-04-25 08:54 AM

Good grief... please tell me that was not actually the President's voice... :lol:


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