Dear driver of the gray EVO with stickers all over it...
 

...yes, you with the gunmetal EVO with dark rims, A-pillar gauges, 30 sqft of vinyl, and cat-less exhaust in the Damonte Ranch area.

No, I'm not interested in racing you at 11:15 pm in the neighborhood we live in. Especially when the road's wet from the sprinklers. It should have been obvious in the way that I ignored your 70 mph fly-by on Veterans Pkwy. But no, you decided to wait for me at the Rio Wrangler stop sign. It should have been obvious again, when I calmly turned onto Rio Wrangler and slowly accelerated to the speed limit. But no, you decided to pace me down the street. I think you got the point when I slammed on my brakes and flipped you off... which is why you decided to floor it and drive off in a blaze of retardation.

Note to you, Mr. Awesome EVO Owner: even if my SVX wasn't 1000 lbs heavier with 150hp less power than your car, I'm not going to race you on the street. Feel free to come out to the track some day when my WRX is actually working. I'd be happy to play all day long. But keep that shit off the street, especially in our own damn neighborhood. Idiot.

"Blaze of retardation"

:lol:

Awesome.

Are you talking about that EVO6?

It was dark, but I think it was an EVO 9 MR.

This sort of thing was a big reason I went wingless and badgeless on the STI. Got sick of jackasses and ricers trying to run me while I'm taking the kids to school. Yes Mr. Mad-Tight-SRT4-Yo, I hear your BOV, I just don't care. Hey kids, give that guy the 'L" sign on your foreheads if he looks over.

I don't think somebody who owns an Evo 6 in the states would drive like an asshat.

Dude, I'm driving a bone stock, 220k miles on the motor, SVX... so there's not much I can do if people think it's a Ferrari or something simply because they don't know enough to recognize it's really a 133whp 4000lb pig that just looks mildly-exotic.

To de-rice my car, I'd have to take the doors off it and get some normal windows or something. :lol:

I think I street raced that guy on my way home for lunch today. I don't know though, I really wasn't paying attention to the race.

Add these to your car and you will never be raced again.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62...dowshatter.gif
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62...d_sign_lge.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62...entScottie.jpg

Perhaps its an old Lancer with an EVO6 body kit? Has anyone else seen the car that I am talking about. Its a dark gray color.

I think it is an older Lancer with a body kit.

Yah, I didn't mean to imply that you could or should do anything about it. Just relating, that's all. Though 'Juice has some decent ideas. You'd prolly still get the occasional "REVVV... Psssht.... REVVV... Pssssht".

Mebbe a vanity plate would help...

I tried to get SECCSVX. DMV refused on the grounds that it's "lewd". Meanwhile, you can get "DIAF" on the Firefighter plates if you want. :roll:

I've seen it. It's a Mirage. Mirages have the same body (mostly) as older LanEvos (;) )

Set up a midnight race with him.











but end up having sex with GF instead.....

I think I know where are they at, Scott. We have a new renter move in couple block from my house. They are in Copper Creek which is next to Silver Leaf. Black Evo, White Evo and Red 350Z.

Um, what?

He look-a like-a man

^ :lol:

Nat probably means, "We have what looks like a new renter up a couple streets from my house."

If you've ever spoken to Nat, you know his Engrish is strong. :)

Too bad I can't type in Thai :)

^I don't mind.