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sperry 2008-12-04 11:03 PM

Bob vs. Jonny
 
...is getting old.

Seriously, the crown of "biggest SECCS a-hole" isn't up for grabs, so enough with the competing.

*polishes crown*

MattR 2008-12-05 07:26 AM

What a dick.

MPREZIV 2008-12-05 07:27 AM

Aww... I thought we were taking bets on who would win in a knife fight...

tysonK 2008-12-05 07:30 AM

ahh. to be young and in love...

Nick Koan 2008-12-05 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MPREZIV (Post 126051)
Aww... I thought we were taking bets on who would win in a knife fight...

Do you think their knife fight would be more like a monkey knife fight,

http://www.neurosybir.net/nkoan/imag...nife_fight.jpg

or a West Side Story knife fight?

http://www.neurosybir.net/nkoan/imag...nifefight.jpeg

JonnydaJibba 2008-12-05 08:49 AM

Since the first time I met Bobby it's been like this. I knocked on his door to see if Big Bob was home and this asshole says to me he says "What do you want the AC is on." I said "What is AC?" He replies "AIR CONDITIONING!" and then slams the door in my face.

You can't come between us Scott.

For the record: If Bobby and I got into a knife fight Bobby would win. I would bring a sword and Bobby would bring a gun.

cody 2008-12-05 09:44 AM

Let's argue about arguing.

Joeyy 2008-12-05 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cody (Post 126059)
Let's argue about arguing.

No arguing on Candy Mountain.

cody 2008-12-05 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joeyy (Post 126060)
No arguing on Candy Mountain.

You're the Banana King.

MPREZIV 2008-12-05 10:04 AM

Definitely Monkey Knife Fight. Bob can't dance...

El Mocha King 2008-12-05 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba (Post 126056)
Since the first time I met Bobby it's been like this. I knocked on his door to see if Big Bob was home and this asshole says to me he says "What do you want the AC is on." I said "What is AC?" He replies "AIR CONDITIONING!" and then slams the door in my face.

It's not his fault that Dad is an AC Nazi...or that he was dropped on his head as a small child....or that Steve and I used to sit on his face without pants on...

sperry 2008-12-05 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Mocha King (Post 126067)
It's not his fault that Dad is an AC Nazi...or that he was dropped on his head as a small child....or that Steve and I used to sit on his face without pants on...

This may be the funniest 1st post on SECCS ever.

cody 2008-12-05 10:54 AM

:lol: So there's gotta be a name for that...Tea Bagging meets Rusty Trombone?

El Mocha King 2008-12-05 11:24 AM

I think it's called being left alone at home with your two older brothers, while your parents are out gambling and running your mouth off because you having an insatiable need to have asses and cocks in and around your mouth.
But you'd have to ask Bobby...

cody 2008-12-05 11:40 AM

I need to see Superbad again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPuN1_esq8o (NSFW)

El Mocha King 2008-12-05 11:46 AM

Agreed.
Emma Stone FTMFW!

Bob Danger 2008-12-05 12:27 PM

Dude you don't have to lie to kick it.

P.S. I'm going to murder your cat, have it stuffed, and give it to you for x-mas.

El Mocha King 2008-12-05 12:29 PM

you know I only speak the truth


and my cat would eat you

Bob Danger 2008-12-05 12:42 PM

All this coming from the guy who was seen walking out of his room with the peanut butter and the dog and still denies anything happened.

El Mocha King 2008-12-05 12:53 PM

Too bad that was your brother and not me.

You know I wouldn't waste precious peanut butter on the dog!

100_Percent_Juice 2008-12-05 12:56 PM

Whats happening in here!?

JonnydaJibba 2008-12-05 01:04 PM

We're discussing how Bobby was forced to lick a chubby half-Asians butthole.

El Mocha King 2008-12-05 01:06 PM

whoa whoa Jon, don't go putting words in my post, I never said he was forced...

ScottyS 2008-12-05 02:53 PM

You know things are out of control when you have to lock your own thread......

100_Percent_Juice 2008-12-05 03:26 PM

I see no reason to lock this thread.


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