FS: Mountain Bike, Subwoofer enclosure & MORE!
 

First, the mountain bike is in great cosmetic condition. However the suspension is shot which leads me to believe it was constantly ridden by 2 if not 3 kids at the same time. Probably to Baskin Robbins as there are little pink spoons stuck in the spokes and chocolate stains everywhere.

Secondly I have a really nice custom sub enclosure with a really crappy sub in it. The box would fit perfect in a station wagon and if you need to haul things or go racing, it can easily be taken out and left in your garage.

Next up for grabs is a huge selection of CDs. I am getting rid of them because I don't even have a cd player in my car and frankly I don't want to look like a jerk hauling around 3 45lb cd cases. The first case is a mix of Judas Priest, Def Leopard, Jimmy Buffet and Sugar Ray. The next case has mostly 50 Cent, the pussycat dolls and Creed. I didn't even bother opening the other case so its a mYsTeRy!??! You can come pick these up but please bring a lumbar harness and I can't be held liable for any injury.

You must highlight to see this last item up for grabs.\/

Finally, the last item for sale is of a more intimate nature. Its a 7 inch purple dildo, unless you count the handle, then its 12 inches. It comes with a vibrating egg attachment with 5 speeds and wireless sync with your ipod. Normally I wouldn't sell something like this but, it was attached to the seat of the mountain bike. Yes, there are a few chocolate stains but they can be washed off... or you can leave them.

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Serious buyers with cash only. PM me with all offers.

Here is a picture of the bike for reference.


























http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/thumpyJ/bike.jpg

WTF???? Intimate Nature :lol: Funniest thing I have read all night!! I might come over to check out that CD collection, and possibly to pick up my Hat.

I'll take the dildo.










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Apparently.

Also, I think I give this thread three stars. Good in concept, but I found the execution lacking in nature.

The "50 Cent, the pussycat dolls and Creed" combo made me snicker.

I knew the concept was solid but my knowledge of Cody is lacking so I had nothing to hang the story on. Just doing what I can with what I got.

Hell, Juice, maybe you can put that dildo on your hood like a hood ornament. Then you wont have to kiss it goodbye when you sell it.