The Chuck Norris of knives?
 

I know, I'm not sure either. But given the comments, it's not hard to argue.

http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-G.../dp/B001DZTJRQ


Cliffsnotes: if you need a laugh, start reading the comments.

That is hilarious! The guy who tells about watching the suns set sitting in the Statue of Liberty's crown, on the moon, drinking with some chicks he found and some moon men... win.