This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at a stop light. I was not really paying attention. It was my fault.
Anyway, the guy who was driving the car gets out... he was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy"........
I said, "Well then, which one are you?"
Then he got really pissed.
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The last living thing on earth will be me. I'll step on the last cockroach.
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