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			To make a bad day even better.  My phone took a shit today after lunch.  All of a sudden it just died.  I was unable to turn it back on, so off to the cingular store I go.  They tell me, its broke, call 1 800 yadayada.  They also tell me to try Radio Shack at the mall.  So, I go there and they tell me, sorry we don't carry that phone.  Try the cingular / att in the mall.  So, off I head to the booth.  They take a look at the phone and tell me the same thing that the first cingular store told.  Its broke, call yadayada.   
 
So I get back to work and call the number.  Get this, I've had this new phone since the end of October last year.  So they tell me it covered under a one year replacement policy.  The nice lady on the phone tells me a bunch of legal stuff, in which she makes this statement,  
 
"Your new replacement phone will finish out the warranty period on your original phone."   
 
She then asked me if I understand these terms and policies.   
 
I respond, "What a second.  Are you saying that my NEW phone will only have a two month warranty on it?"  She replies, "Yes." 
 
I respond, "That's gay." 
 
She says, "Please state your initials as exceptance for these terms." 
 
I respond, "BD" 
 
So, in two days I will get a brand new phone, loose all my personal pictures of my son, and only be covered for the warranty through to the end of October.  Damnit, if I didn't have 14 months worth of policy left, I would have told them to shove the phone where it doesn't shine.  Considering its black, they might have a hard time finding it. 
 
Stupid contracts.  The good news is, if the police call me in regards to my stolen mustang in the next couple of days I won't be able to talk to them about.   
 
Anyone got a backup Cingular phone I can borrow?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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