Well, from what I understand, to allow el senor cheap bastard to mess with my phone would be rather expensive. So Dean, if you want to take it apart, please provide me with a money order for $210.00.
Moose, I would get a cheapo phone at Wally-world, but I am broke / cheap at the moment. Plus, my new phone will be here this afternoon or tomorrow morning.
You know how you feel when you forget your phone at home? Kind of like you are naked.
Do you know how you feel when someone steals something from you? Kind of like you were violated.
Well, yesterday I felt like I was naked, lost and violated.
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The last living thing on earth will be me. I'll step on the last cockroach.
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