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50 Hilarious things to do in Walmart.

1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them up and leaving them in certain places all over the store.
2.Ride those little electronic rides(merry-go-rounds, etc...) at the front of the store.
3.Set all the slarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4.Start playing calvin ball and see how many people join in.
5.Contaminate the entire auto department with air fresherners.
6.Challenge others to duels with tubes of giftwrap.
7.Leave crypitic messages on the typewriters.
8.Re-dress the manniquiens as you see fit.
9.When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially in small, narrow aisles.
10.Walk up to an employee and say ,"I think we've got a code three in housewares" and see what happens.
11.Tune all the radios and then turn them off and turn the volume all the way up.
12.Play with the automatic doors.
13.Walk up to complete strangers and say ,"Hi, I haven't seen you in awhile..." and see if they pretend to know you also.
14.While walking through the clothing department, say loudly "Who buys this crap anyway?"
15.Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
17.Choose someone and follow them around for ten minutes, always staying five feet away.
18.Play soccer with some friends, using the ENTIRE store as your playing field.
19.As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say ,"Wow!! Magic!"
20.Put M&M's on layaway.
21.Move 'Caution wet floor' signs to carpeted areas.
22.Set up a tent in the camping department.Say that others can join you if they bring a pillow from bed and bath.
23.Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from the other aisles.
24.Ask other customers if they have any grey poupon.
25.Drape a blanket over your shoulders and say "I am batman.Come Robin.To the batcave."
26.TP as much of the store as possible.
27.Randomly throw things into other aisles.
28.Make all the calculators say hello upside down.
29.If someone asks you for directions, say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
30.If two or three poeple are walking in front of you, run between them, yelling "Red Rover!!"
31.Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if they have any instock.(i.e.-shnerples)
32.Make up a battlefield in the entire toy aisle between X-Men and G.I. Joe action figures.
33.Take bets on battle described above.
34.Nonchalantly test brushes and combs.
35.Ask the sales clerk in the guns department if he knows were any anti-depressants are.Act as spastic as possible.
36.Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37.Dart around suspisciously while humming the Mission Impossible theme song.
38.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39.Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40.Say things like "Would you be so kindest as to direct me to your twinkys?"
41.Set up valet parking in front of the store.
42.Two words-Marco polo
43.Leave cheerios in lawn and garden, etc...
44.Re-alphabetize cds.
45.In auto, practice your Madonna look with various sized funnels.
46.When someone stops to look at something, quietly make off with their cart.
47.Relax in the patio furniture. cart.
48.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, yell "It's those voices! They are after me!"
49.Pay off layaways fifity cents at a time. ( If you try the M&Ms it should be a quick payoff)
50.Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines as relax.Explain that you don't get out often.