In Black Ninja training, (or Nig-ja as we call one another, but are trained to get mad when the white Ninjas say it...) you are taught to drive entire cities of people from their homes at a moment's notice, or drive an enemy to suicide when you're too lazy to get up and kill him yourself, but never, EVER, drive a Hyundai.
Ninjas don't really drive much anyways. It's hard to sit down with a Katana strapped to your back. It's easier to just make somebody give you a piggy-back ride. Nobody refuses to piggy-back a Nig-ja.
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