Subaru Enthusiasts Car Club of the Sierras - View Single Post - You know what pisses me off? Getting robbed.

sperry · 2008-04-25, 09:07 PM

Some cocksucker apparently broke into my truck sometime earlier this week between me getting home from the Bay Area and Lisa borrowing it today while her car was in the shop.

I was trying to figure out why my garage door kept opening itself two nights this week (one night I heard it and ran out front and turned on all my lights, the other night we just found the door open one morning). I thought it was just a sticky button (used to happen when the temp swings were large at my old house... button cover would contract in the cold and activate the switch under it), so I didn't think too much of it.

But tonight I hopped in the truck to take Lisa over to pick up her car, and went to close the door, and the damn opener remote was gone. So I asked Lisa where she put it. She thought I was joking. Then I noticed my iPod cable for the stereo was all pulled out of the center console... and I realized what had happened. Some dickbag fucking broke into my truck while it was in my driveway and made off with a garage door remote, my iPod photo, my portable navigation unit (fucking $500 right there...

), and has been opening my garage at night.

I can't find anything else missing in the truck or the garage (I don't keep much in the truck, in fact that nav was Lisa's and I just happened to have it in there 'cause I took it to the Bay over the weekend, same with the iPod as it's usually in my car), but my garage is such a disorganized mess since we moved in, that even if they took stuff I can't tell yet. I went and cleared the memory on the door openers and reprogrammed them to the remaining remotes, so they're not getting back in... but I kinda wish I hadn't... I kinda wish I could sit in the dark and wait for them to come back again to fuck w/ my house so I could put the front end of my truck through the side of whatever car cocksores like that drive when they drive by to open my garage.

So, now I'm going to be that dickhole neighbor that's got fucking stadium lighting on motion detectors in the front yard with a Glock under his pillow. I just love my new neighborhood.

2008-04-25, 09:07 PM	#1
sperry The Doink Real Name: Scott Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 20,335 Car: '09 OBXT, '02 WRX, '96 Miata Class: PDX/TT-6 The way out is through	You know what pisses me off? Getting robbed. Some cocksucker apparently broke into my truck sometime earlier this week between me getting home from the Bay Area and Lisa borrowing it today while her car was in the shop. I was trying to figure out why my garage door kept opening itself two nights this week (one night I heard it and ran out front and turned on all my lights, the other night we just found the door open one morning). I thought it was just a sticky button (used to happen when the temp swings were large at my old house... button cover would contract in the cold and activate the switch under it), so I didn't think too much of it. But tonight I hopped in the truck to take Lisa over to pick up her car, and went to close the door, and the damn opener remote was gone. So I asked Lisa where she put it. She thought I was joking. Then I noticed my iPod cable for the stereo was all pulled out of the center console... and I realized what had happened. Some dickbag fucking broke into my truck while it was in my driveway and made off with a garage door remote, my iPod photo, my portable navigation unit (fucking $500 right there... ), and has been opening my garage at night. I can't find anything else missing in the truck or the garage (I don't keep much in the truck, in fact that nav was Lisa's and I just happened to have it in there 'cause I took it to the Bay over the weekend, same with the iPod as it's usually in my car), but my garage is such a disorganized mess since we moved in, that even if they took stuff I can't tell yet. I went and cleared the memory on the door openers and reprogrammed them to the remaining remotes, so they're not getting back in... but I kinda wish I hadn't... I kinda wish I could sit in the dark and wait for them to come back again to fuck w/ my house so I could put the front end of my truck through the side of whatever car cocksores like that drive when they drive by to open my garage. So, now I'm going to be that dickhole neighbor that's got fucking stadium lighting on motion detectors in the front yard with a Glock under his pillow. I just love my new neighborhood. __________________ Is you is, or is you ain't, my con-stit-u-ints? Last edited by sperry; 2008-04-25 at 09:10 PM.