SO apparently this morning my girlfriend was at the nearby Starbucks, and saw an Impreza, ANOTHER Impreza, with some form of "MPREZIV" on the license plate, driven by, according to her description, a douche-bag, who was hitting on her inside while waiting for coffee.
Urge to kill: RISING...
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"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."
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