The only good way to do it: shut up after 10pm.
I almost got kicked out of a house I was renting the day after I moved in. There were 3 of us sitting in the spa chatting at 10:30 and our neighbor called our land lord directly to bitch and moan, who then called us. I answered from the spa:
"Are you having a party!!!!??"
"Um, no? Does it sound like we're having a party? We're just sitting in the spa."
"Ever since you guys moved there, all I get are complaints!!"
"Uh, I moved in yesterday. What are you talking about?"
"Just keep it down! If I get another call from the neighbor, I'm kicking you out!" *click*
...I never spoke to that guy again, so I guess we weren't all that loud.
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