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Old 2008-09-12, 11:16 AM   #3
sperry
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The only good way to do it: shut up after 10pm.

I almost got kicked out of a house I was renting the day after I moved in. There were 3 of us sitting in the spa chatting at 10:30 and our neighbor called our land lord directly to bitch and moan, who then called us. I answered from the spa:

"Are you having a party!!!!??"

"Um, no? Does it sound like we're having a party? We're just sitting in the spa."

"Ever since you guys moved there, all I get are complaints!!"

"Uh, I moved in yesterday. What are you talking about?"

"Just keep it down! If I get another call from the neighbor, I'm kicking you out!" *click*

...I never spoke to that guy again, so I guess we weren't all that loud.
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