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			I haven't seen so many gratuitous slow-mo scenes and explosions since the last Die-Hard movie...  
 I just felt my I.Q. go down.
 
				__________________"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer.  What a paradox.  You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."
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