[sperry]

Originally Posted by MattR

It would look awesome on fire.

Yeah, but 4 out of 5 things would look more awesome on fire. Let's try it:

Angry Bear < Angry Bear on Fire
Korean Dictator < Korean Dictator on Fire
The Moon < The Moon onFire
A school bus jumping over 100 motorcycles < A school bus on fire jumping over 100 motorcycles on fire

but

My paycheck > My paycheck on Fire

See!