Apparently, we're supposed to be participating in this here at Nissan. Awesome thing is, when we take a car in on this program, no matter the condition, we're supposed to drain the engine oil, start the motor, and let it run until it seizes. Then the car will be collected and crushed. Pure win.
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"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."
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