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Old 2009-11-05, 11:31 PM   #1
100_Percent_Juice
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Real Name: Joel
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Reno, NV
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Car: 2004WRX
Class: Baby-Hauler/GroceryGetter
Default FS: Mountain Bike, Subwoofer enclosure & MORE!

First, the mountain bike is in great cosmetic condition. However the suspension is shot which leads me to believe it was constantly ridden by 2 if not 3 kids at the same time. Probably to Baskin Robbins as there are little pink spoons stuck in the spokes and chocolate stains everywhere.

Secondly I have a really nice custom sub enclosure with a really crappy sub in it. The box would fit perfect in a station wagon and if you need to haul things or go racing, it can easily be taken out and left in your garage.

Next up for grabs is a huge selection of CDs. I am getting rid of them because I don't even have a cd player in my car and frankly I don't want to look like a jerk hauling around 3 45lb cd cases. The first case is a mix of Judas Priest, Def Leopard, Jimmy Buffet and Sugar Ray. The next case has mostly 50 Cent, the pussycat dolls and Creed. I didn't even bother opening the other case so its a mYsTeRy!??! You can come pick these up but please bring a lumbar harness and I can't be held liable for any injury.

You must highlight to see this last item up for grabs.\/

Finally, the last item for sale is of a more intimate nature. Its a 7 inch purple dildo, unless you count the handle, then its 12 inches. It comes with a vibrating egg attachment with 5 speeds and wireless sync with your ipod. Normally I wouldn't sell something like this but, it was attached to the seat of the mountain bike. Yes, there are a few chocolate stains but they can be washed off... or you can leave them.

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Serious buyers with cash only. PM me with all offers.

Here is a picture of the bike for reference.



























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