Matt and I went to see Starsky and Hutch on a whim at 8 tonight. After the movie we're taking the Plumb to McCarran route back to Matt's house.
On Plumb, I'm going like 10 over the limit, and there's this friggen black BMW 5 series tailgating me... now I'm pissed, since
we're the only cars on the road and yet this guy feels like he needs to tail me for three miles, blinding me with his stupid hyper-whites.
Meanwhile Plumb is
two lanes so all he has to do is use the passing lane to pass me.
So we get to the part where the road closes down to one lane, and Mr, Asshat decides that he needs to pass me before the merge. Since I figure he was plent happy to ride my bumper for the last few miles, I decide to be a dick and call him on it, so I leave the car in 3rd, and floor it, matcfhing his speed as he tries to pull off the pass. So he never even gets a bumper along side me and is forced to pull back in behind me.
Now I'm sure I've pissed this guy off in a big way. We run up on a Ford F150, so I have to slow down and this idiot is all over the road behind me looking for a way to pass me over the double yellow. Finally at one point he ducks out and passes me and the F150 in a retarded move over the double yellow, and pulls in behind the car that's infront of the F150.
We get to McCarran, and the BMW turns right, followed by the F150, and then me. Now the BMW decides to go uber slow... the truck behind him gets pissed and passes him leaving me behind the 5 series. I'm following him, waiting for a bitch move brake check or something. He's still slowing down, I guess trying to reel me in, or temp me to pass him so he can show me the size of his schlong by racing me.
We come to a green light, and he's just about to stop at it. So I creep up behind him then toss it in 2nd, duck to the left lane and blow by him, winding out 2nd and third. If he had plans of racing me, I either caught him off guard, or my WRX *seriously* out classed him, because I was a good 15 car lengths ahead of him pretty much instantly.
I was hoping to just cruise off and head to Matt's house, but I ended up running into the last red light before the right turn off McCarran I need to get to Matts. I pull up to the line in the left lane, and in the right is that same F150 from earlier. The BMW pulls up behind the truck. The light turns green and I pull off quickly but not actually "launching". As I'm pulling out, there's traffic coming up behind me at speed, but that doesn't stop the BMW from cutting into my lane right behind me to chase after me.
Now I'm worried.... this guy seems to have somthing to prove, so I'm like "fuck it, I'm not playing with this asshat anymore" and I floor it, once again smoking this guy. I run up the hill, but back off to make sure I don't miss the right turn to Matt's. The maniac behind me finally starts catchin up since I'm no longer flat out, so I toss it around the corner... I'm not sure how fast I was going, but when I heel-toed into 2nd for the turn, I slapped the rev limiter, so I would guess I took the turn in the 50mph range.
The BMW is determined to follow me, and somehow makes the turn. I'm zipping up the hill and totally miss the shift into 3rd... so I had to get back off the throttle, put the clutch back in and wait for the synchros to get it into gear. That gave the BMW a bit of time to catch up, but when I get to the top of the hill, I just ran the red light making a right turn towards Matt's house. (Of course I was able to check for traffic 1st, I didn't just blindly run the light.) Instead of heading straight to Matt's I just kept heading on down the hill, and by the time I get to the next side street I had lost the BMW.
We cruised back to Matt's and bullshitted a bit about how retarded that BMW driver was. I was all amped up on adrenaline, so I had to kick it at Matt's house a bit to wait for the shakes to go away. It was kinda funny at first, especially after that guy pull off the double yellow pass... Matt and I were laughing pretty good after that, but once we realized this guy was stupid enough to chase a car that's got 100hp more power and 1000lbs less weight, I was kinda scared this tool had a screw loose, and I didn't wanna play anymore.
Now I see why BMW owners have such a bad reputation for being status-asshats... In my experience, BMW drivers have been very cool, but not this 'tard.