[drfunk]

why imports suck..(according to "car craft" magazine)...
(v-8 guys)
1. us: keeping a low profile and letting the e.t.'s tell the story
them:hoping the outrageous body kit will distract any one from mentioning e.t.'s
2.us: sideways into third gear
them: sideways to aviod high-centering over a speed bump
3.us: boost gauge on a blown car,nitrous gauge on a squeezed car.
them: both gauges on a n/a car
4.us: headers and a 3-inch exhaust
them: stock pea shooter exhaust pipe with a 5 inch tip.
5. us: buying an aftermarket shifter for short throws
them: buying after market shifter for the lighted knob
6. us: nitrous oxide
them: "Noss"
7. us: installing a 12- piont roll cage after breaking into the 11's
them:installing a 12- piont roll cage for more places to mount gauges.
8. us: doing a short burnout to warm the tires before a pass
them: weaving from side to side because nascar racers do it.
9. us: installing subframe connectors to stiffen the chassis
them: connecting the subframes with neon lights.
10. us: comfy stock bucket seats on a 9 second street car.
them: back-breaking fiberglass racing buckets on a 17- second street car.