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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS
Yeah well... street racing is bad, mmkay kids?  I'll explain at the meet so it's not on my permanent record here. 
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Is that the story of the time you were street racing that guy who was actually running from the cops and got you involved in that rolling police shootout that spanned 3 states and one indian reservation, and that eventually ended in having to ditch the Buick into the ocean by launchin it off a cliff on Hwy 1 while you jumped out of the window and grabbed onto the rungs of a TV helicopter that was filming the chase, hijacking the crew and getting them to fly you to a waiting cigarette boat off the coast of Monterey that shuttled you to a mini-sub which evaded Coast Guard detection while sailing to Guam where you settled down as a small tourist resort bartender for 4 years while waiting for the heat to blow off before smuggling yourself back into the States in a shipment of coffee?
No wonder you don't want to make permanent record of it online...