Argh this Sunday be talk like a pirate day! So in honor here's a joke for me mateys.
> A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
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> One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
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> "Look, it's not the same hat!"
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> "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."
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> "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
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> The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,
the captain's parrot.
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> Then the ship sank.
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> The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea
with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with
hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and then another,
and then another.
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> Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:
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> "OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?
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