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Originally Posted by Dean
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Originally Posted by JC
I special order stuff in the drive thru all the time. Why wouldn't you? Damn you need to start taking your medication again.
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I'm with JC on this one. I special order almost everything, but the key is I know what I want, and how to communicate it so they get it right the first time about 95% of the time.
So close back up your little ass, can't even fit a super size cup through it mini window in a window turn up the stereo and relax...  |
That's it. I'm buying a TANK. And I'm going to make sure to pull up right behind you in the drive-thru so the retard on the other end of the $30,000 headset can't hear your "well communicated" special order, only the sound of a 1500 horsepower gas turbine, and my gunner reloading.
Then when there's a single millisecond of delay to your order process due to my tank, I'm simply going to drive up and over your car, turn off the motor and order: "I WANT A FUCKING NUMBER 5... FUCKING MACHO SIZED... WITH A GALLON OF ICED TEA, AND A WHOLE FUCKING BAG OF HOT SAUCE." Then I'll do donuts on your soul as I pull my inappropriate vechicle around to the window.
From the commander's hatch I will hail my payment down upon the high school dropout in ALL PENNIES, and demand change in pesos. Then I will drive off with taco wrappers flying in the breeze and hot sauce dashed across my cammo.