2004-10-22, 03:10 PM
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EJ205
Real Name: It is real!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: RNO
Posts: 2,367
Car: 1998 Impreza Wagon, 1991 Legacy Turbo Sedan, 2003 Nissan Xterra
Class: tvFree
Yes, I'll fix it for you. Again.
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Originally Posted by sperry
That's it. I'm buying a TANK. And I'm going to make sure to pull up right behind you in the drive-thru so the retard on the other end of the $30,000 headset can't hear your "well communicated" special order, only the sound of a 1500 horsepower gas turbine, and my gunner reloading.
Then when there's a single millisecond of delay to your order process due to my tank, I'm simply going to drive up and over your car, turn off the motor and order: "I WANT A FUCKING NUMBER 5... FUCKING MACHO SIZED... WITH A GALLON OF ICED TEA, AND A WHOLE FUCKING BAG OF HOT SAUCE." Then I'll do donuts on your soul as I pull my inappropriate vechicle around to the window.
From the commander's hatch I will hail my payment down upon the high school dropout in ALL PENNIES, and demand change in pesos. Then I will drive off with taco wrappers flying in the breeze and hot sauce dashed across my cammo.
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THAT was funny. The grad student working in my office under my watchful eye is looking at me sideways now. No, there is no Sprite on my monitor.
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