Haha, after getting off the high-center in front of Matt's driveway, we took the back streets all the way back to Sparks. This must be the only time when you can get away with running a red-light sideways with a cop in the opposite lane....
Scotty (driving towards a green left-turn arrow at ~15mph): "Hold that light, hold that light!"
Scotty's Wife: "I don't know if we'll make it."
Scotty: "If I hold this speed we will."
Light: "Yellow"
Scotty: "That was fast."
Scotty's Wife: "Look, there's a Sheriff waiting for the green."
Light: "Red"
Scotty (applying some throttle and counter-steer through the turn lane): "&^@%#!"
WCSO: *proceeds straight*
Scotty's Wife: "I can't believe you just did that!"
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