I forgot your B-Day tends to fall on the Hawthorne weekend!
Happy B-Day man! For your birthday present, I didn't crash your car (too hard), and I'm returning it w/ worn tires, grooved brake rotors, your old pads untouched, newly flushed ATE brake fluid, and a few weeds behind the bumper skin... let me know what worn out parts your want me to replace. And, thanks a ton for letting me drive your car!!
So anyway, happy birthday!