Um.... all hands to battle stations?
BTW: JC... after Matt went off in Lovelock, he had to repaint his wheels. And I believe Eric had to repaint one his 'cause someone tipped it over on its face.
Home painted wheels can look just as good as/better than stock if you take the time to do the prep right and clear coat them. However I would say they're about 80% as resiliant to damage as the factory paint that's put on at high temperature. But the nice thing: if you damage the paint... all you gotta do is repaint 'em! It's not hard, especially if you're flat blacking 'em.