Here's my review of those games, from the perspective of a housemate to the guy that plays 'em:
Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks.
Hiyah!! Hiyah!! Oooh!.... Hiyah!! Oooh!..... Hiyah!! Hiyah!! Oooh! <cut scene music> Hiyah!! Oooh!.... Hiyah!! Oooh!.....
F.E.A.R.
"Dude, that looks like the original half-life at 1280x960."
Burnout Revenge:
...wait, so the crowd cheers when you crash into stuff? That's pretty fucked up. ...lemme borrow it when you're done, okay?
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