[Dean]

[Dr. Ruth / Sigmund Freud voice, whichever floats your boat]You see, dreams of this type are brought about when the father figure, a moderator perhaps, forbids you from satisfying your impulses to post endless drivel about the Legacys, Outbacks and Tribecas you saw today in the sightings thread.

Repressing those urges forces your unconscious mind to conjure up these representations while you sleep.

If we dig a little deeper into the imagery, we can see your unconscious mind surrounding itself with what are clearly superior vehicles while your id keeps you firmly grounded in the reality of your own vehicle.

Then there is the imagery of your parent's cars, again clearly showing the an inferiority as well as a oedipal complex.

I suggest regular sessions do delve deeper into your true Impreza feelings. How are Wednesdays for you, say 3pm? [/voice]